Reply to: Tony Blair's New Year Message

[Buffoon]

Since we started this thing about 1984 I’ve wanted to read the book again. I’ve got a copy but I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t find it. I’m going to have to buy another copy. It is so true of the B’liar regime.
Just looked up the text on the net to find the final paragraph, which I think is the most frightening part of the book.

He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother.

[wendigo100]

Is that Victory with or without the helicopters and "Ride of the Valkyries"?

Victory Gin.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Comrade Buffoon

I do love to hear the Oceaniac chant in the morning
It sounds like - Victory

[Buffoon]

If we are singing songs then it should be the anthem:

Oceania, 'tis for thee.
Strong and Peaceful, Wise and Brave
Fighting the Fight for the whole world to save
We the people will ceaselessly strive
To keep our great revolution alive
Unfurl the banners, look at the screen
Never before has such glory been seen

Oceania, Oceania, Oceania, 'tis for thee.
Every Deed, Every Thought, 'tis for thee.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Somebody knocking at the door -
Somebody ringing the bell -
Do me a favour -
Before they do me in

[wendigo100]

Oceania was at war with Eastasia.

It always has been. Would you mind not misquoting me?

BTW, I'm doubleplushappy you are not a non-person yet. Who was at the door?

[AlfredJPruffock]

One the favourite albums of my youth.

Ah yes, the eurasian war. Did you watch the execution?

On the sixth day of Hate Week, after the processions, the speeches, the shouting, the singing, the banners, the posters, the films, the waxworks, the rolling of drums and squealing of trumpets, the tramp of marching feet, the grinding of the caterpillars of tanks, the roar of massed planes, the booming of guns -- after six days of this, when the great orgasm was quivering to its climax and the general hatred of Eurasia had boiled up into such delirium that if the crowd could have got their hands on the 2,000 Eurasian war-criminals who were to be publicly hanged on the last day of the proceedings, they would unquestionably have torn them to pieces -- at just this moment it had been announced that Oceania was not after all at war with Eurasia.

Oceania was at war with Eastasia.

1984 George Orwell

[wendigo100]

I denounce you as an agent of Goldstein.

WAR IS PEACE
FREEDOM IS SLAVERY
IGNORANCE IS STRENGTH

Shh! The Two Minutes Hate stars Thatcher these days.

[wendigo100]

Doubleplusgood Wendigo !

We must have a Victory Gin at the next hate session - have you heard the latest from the Eurasian War - plemty to celebrate- mind you I still keep forgetting to say Airstrip One - I keep saying Blighty - old fashioned I know -... hang on theres somebody at the door ...



Something kind of hit me today
I looked at you and wondered if you saw things my way

People will hold us to blame
It hit me today, it hit me today

We're taking it hard all the time
Why don't we pass it by?
Just reply, you've changed your mind
We're fighting with the eyes of the blind
Because of all weve said
We are the Dead

One the favourite albums of my youth.

Ah yes, the eastasian war. Did you watch the execution?

[AlfredJPruffock]

Yes. But if I may be so bold, perhaps it is not that the new bug is three times more deadly than the old bug, but that the old bug is now only one third as deadly as it used to be.

It is no coincidence that this progress has happened in Northern Airstrip One, where The Party has most representation.

Doubleplusgood Wendigo !

We must have a Victory Gin at the next hate session - have you heard the latest from the Eurasian War - plemty to celebrate- mind you I still keep forgetting to say Airstrip One - I keep saying Blighty - old fashioned I know -... hang on theres somebody at the door ...



Something kind of hit me today
I looked at you and wondered if you saw things my way

People will hold us to blame
It hit me today, it hit me today

We're taking it hard all the time
Why don't we pass it by?
Just reply, you've changed your mind
We're fighting with the eyes of the blind
Because of all weve said
We are the Dead

[wendigo100]

Doubleplusgood Wendigo !

Good to see youve come round to our way of thinking - I was getting a little concerned about you recently.

However you missed the other imbededed good news - as the new bug is three times more deadly than the previous one - that should effectively reduce waiting times !

Yes. But if I may be so bold, perhaps it is not that the new bug is three times more deadly than the old bug, but that the old bug is now only one third as deadly as it used to be.

It is no coincidence that this progress has happened in Northern Airstrip One, where The Party has most representation.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Doubleplusgood Wendigo !

Good to see youve come round to our way of thinking - I was getting a little concerned about you recently.

However you missed the other imbededed good news - as the new bug is three times more deadly than the previous one - that should effectively reduce waiting times !

[wendigo100]

In 2005 more than 4,400 cases were detected in Scottish hospitals, up from 4,021 in 2004 and 3,119 in 2003.

If you examine the figures this is more good news for new labour - the rate of increase is decreasing.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Speaking of the NHS - why didnt he mention this impressive fact ?



RECORDED cases of a deadly superbug that kills three times as many people as MRSA are rising in Scottish hospitals, The Scotsman can reveal.

Clostridium difficile (C difficile), which causes severe diarrhoea and mainly affects the over-65s, is rapidly becoming as common as MRSA in the battle against hospital infections.

In 2005 more than 4,400 cases were detected in Scottish hospitals, up from 4,021 in 2004 and 3,119 in 2003.

[AlfredJPruffock]

Forget what country he is talking about, it is not one that is easily recognisable. What planet is he on?

Perhaps its more a question of what substances the vainglorious twerp is on, what do you think he gets up to with these Pop Stars at their pads in the evenings - not trivial persuits but I would wager he is indulging with various stimulants - Hitler did the same (without Pop stars though) which led to various delusions of grandeur and a tendency to launch wars of agression.

And GW Bush has dabbled with stimulants but they say he is OK now.

Perhaps.

PS Dont try this at home kids.