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Originally posted by theemeestrooMy old man isn't bothered about football but my oldest brother got into it at school. They lived in Consett back then so he became a mackum. Then I popped out and they moved and was made a makum by my brothers. Caused me no end of grief. I eats me spinach though so I was alright.
Having a best mate as hard as nails helps a bit as well!!
Went to the game in Leeds with in-laws in the leeds end. Loads of scrapping walking back. Thought it would be ironic if I got smacked by a makum!!
Well, another day another dollar.
I may reveal more of my fascinating past to you all tomorrow (as I will still be bored no doubt!!)
Later Dudes!!
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My old man isn't bothered about football but my oldest brother got into it at school. They lived in Consett back then so he became a mackum. Then I popped out and they moved and was made a makum by my brothers. Caused me no end of grief. I eats me spinach though so I was alright.
Having a best mate as hard as nails helps a bit as well!!
Went to the game in Leeds with in-laws in the leeds end. Loads of scrapping walking back. Thought it would be ironic if I got smacked by a makum!!
Well, another day another dollar.
I may reveal more of my fascinating past to you all tomorrow (as I will still be bored no doubt!!)
Later Dudes!!
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Originally posted by FranckoMmmmm.... a pity, I was just getting started.
Let the poor shandy-drinker lad go out with the skinny ones with B-cup sizes. He doesn't know what he's missing out.
Only the real men can handle us anyway
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Originally posted by SallyAnneEnough of your smooth patter today Francko
Let the poor shandy-drinker lad go out with the skinny ones with B-cup sizes. He doesn't know what he's missing out.
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Originally posted by theemeestrooCertainly did. Nice steaks. Missus always called me a fat b@stard as I also had one of those massive dangly skewers of chicken as a "side dish"
I have to confess to also being a makum!! Well, my older brothers all go but I'm not really that arsed. Good fun ribbing the in-laws in Leeds at the minute though!!
Aye the Leeds fan's were none too happy on Tuesday like (aparently there's no love lost between you two teams eh?!)
So how come you're a mackem if you come from bedlington?!!! And mor to the point, how are you still alive?!!!
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Certainly did. Nice steaks. Missus always called me a fat b@stard as I also had one of those massive dangly skewers of chicken as a "side dish"
I have to confess to also being a makum!! Well, my older brothers all go but I'm not really that arsed. Good fun ribbing the in-laws in Leeds at the minute though!!
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Originally posted by theemeestrooBedlington (near Morpeth but not near enough to be a nice place )
Live down in Leeds now though.
Where you from?
I'm from Newcastle (lived near Regent Centre for years - I'm sure buses went from there to Bedlington)...but I'm stuck in Stupid Sunderland now, due to the Mackem fiance who even managed to drag me to the Stadium of tulipe on Boxing day!!!!!
I told my dad today, and he hung up on me
Leeds is excellent - we lived there for 6 months a couple of year ago. The pubs are so quiet!! Did you ever go to Calls Grill before it closed? mmmmmmmmmmmm!
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Bedlington (near Morpeth but not near enough to be a nice place )
Live down in Leeds now though.
Where you from?
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Originally posted by theemeestrooNew. Well on here at least. I read it most times and have a laugh at all the banter but decided to "dip my toe" in today.
I am a fellow North Easterner so maybe it is the similar (superior) mindsets!!
Yay - I knew you sounded normal!!!
Where you from?
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New. Well on here at least. I read it most times and have a laugh at all the banter but decided to "dip my toe" in today.
I am a fellow North Easterner so maybe it is the similar (superior) mindsets!!
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Originally posted by theemeestrooYou could always treat yourself to one next christmas
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/80s-3-2-1-dust...QQcmdZViewItem
That one doesn't look as good - mine was plastic and I'm sure you could rearrange his face in a Mr Potato Head stylee
So you're new Meastro - are you an old member with a new name? You seem familiar!
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You could always treat yourself to one next christmas
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/80s-3-2-1-dust...QQcmdZViewItem
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Originally posted by theemeestrooThe shocking thing is your answer made more sense than the real one!!
Ted's Baffling Explanation: "Well the first three letters of arches might have been clue enough, but we also said not strolling but he's going too. Well if you take away HES from arches, all you have left is ARC. If you rearrange that with the sheet music, you're left with 'Music Maestro Please'. So what do think that means? Maestro! The British Leyland Maestro! You've won the car!"
Ah I miss 3-2-1.
I got a dusty bin for Xmas one year and it was pride and joy
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