The Official Deep Space DOOM

[BR14]

I subscribe to the Dark Forest theory. Better to shut up and pretend we're not here.

The universe is a dark forest. Every civilization is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds another life—another hunter, angel, or a demon, a delicate infant to tottering old man, a fairy or demigod—there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them.

never mind 'half full' or 'half empty', - is your glass even damp??

[Lockhouse]

I subscribe to the Dark Forest theory. Better to shut up and pretend we're not here.

The universe is a dark forest. Every civilization is an armed hunter stalking through the trees like a ghost, gently pushing aside branches that block the path and trying to tread without sound. Even breathing is done with care. The hunter has to be careful, because everywhere in the forest are stealthy hunters like him. If he finds another life—another hunter, angel, or a demon, a delicate infant to tottering old man, a fairy or demigod—there’s only one thing he can do: open fire and eliminate them.

[BR14]

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

nah, - i hacked the clock code <written in HLASM>

[woohoo]

It's only my cab. - i'm off to bask off Orion's shoulder for my hols

<maybe i'll see some burning attack ships>

All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

[BR14]

It's only my cab. - i'm off to bask off Orion's shoulder for my hols

<maybe i'll see some burning attack ships>

[Old Greg]

Mysterious radio signals from deep space detected

Mysterious radio signals from deep space detected - BBC News

Alien probes incoming!

This is all the fault of suity's and MF's curry night last year.

[AtW]

Mysterious radio signals from deep space detected

Mysterious radio signals from deep space detected - BBC News

Alien probes incoming!