Dodgy Agent. How much do you get for a granny?

[DodgyAgent]

I was just wondering? Did you sell yours in the 80s Granny Boom or have you held on to her?

Any other agents cashed their grannies in lately?

I reckon there are a fair few grannies and grandads on this site

[SallyAnne]

"Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?"

She was a honey! Out of 10 I give her er..... 10.

If i'd been 6 years younger, 6 stone lighter and 6 inches better off I may have been in with a chance!!

Thats a lot of "if"'s!!

Never mind MF - I'm sure you've had plenty of imaginary time with her since

[Mordac]

What you meant to say was...out of 10 I'd give her 1...


I'll get me coat.

[MarillionFan]

"Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?"

She was a honey! Out of 10 I give her er..... 10.

If i'd been 6 years younger, 6 stone lighter and 6 inches better off I may have been in with a chance!!

I think realityhack gets the best gigs. I'm sat opposite a right ugly munter with buck teeth and bad breathe. She keeps winking at me.... Lucy... Is that you?

[Mordac]

I cant work under this kind of pressure!!

Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?

I think we were among the last to crawl out, but afaik no one "bothered" the warrior princess. We're far too old (not to mention far too attached) but she's definitely a babe.

[SallyAnne]

His post looked all sad and lonely on its own, so I thought I'd kick start the witty responses. We still await yours...

I cant work under this kind of pressure!!

Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?

[Mordac]

Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?

His post looked all sad and lonely on its own, so I thought I'd kick start the witty responses. We still await yours...

[To BI or not to BI?]

Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?

No more! Hey everybody, come and have a look!!!!

[SallyAnne]

Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?

[Mordac]

If he has a father (technically possible, though unlikely) he may well have 2 grannies. The most likely scenario is that he was born of a jackal and therefore has no grannies.

[MarillionFan]

I was just wondering? Did you sell yours in the 80s Granny Boom or have you held on to her?

Any other agents cashed their grannies in lately?