Originally posted by MarillionFan
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Previously on "Dodgy Agent. How much do you get for a granny?"
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Thats a lot of "if"'s!!Originally posted by MarillionFan"Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?"
She was a honey! Out of 10 I give her er..... 10.
If i'd been 6 years younger, 6 stone lighter and 6 inches better off I may have been in with a chance!!
Never mind MF - I'm sure you've had plenty of imaginary time with her since
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What you meant to say was...out of 10 I'd give her 1...
I'll get me coat.
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"Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?"
She was a honey! Out of 10 I give her er..... 10.
If i'd been 6 years younger, 6 stone lighter and 6 inches better off I may have been in with a chance!!
I think realityhack gets the best gigs. I'm sat opposite a right ugly munter with buck teeth and bad breathe. She keeps winking at me.... Lucy... Is that you?Last edited by MarillionFan; 21 December 2006, 15:18.
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I think we were among the last to crawl out, but afaik no one "bothered" the warrior princess. We're far too old (not to mention far too attached) but she's definitely a babe.Originally posted by SallyAnne
I cant work under this kind of pressure!!
Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?
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Originally posted by MordacHis post looked all sad and lonely on its own, so I thought I'd kick start the witty responses. We still await yours...
I cant work under this kind of pressure!!
Did you lot stay out for much longer the other night then? Did I miss anything? Anyone score with Vena?
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His post looked all sad and lonely on its own, so I thought I'd kick start the witty responses. We still await yours...Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?
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No more! Hey everybody, come and have a look!!!!Originally posted by SallyAnneAhhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?
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Ahhh - yous two make such a nice couple. Are you enjoying being in this thread all on your ownsome?
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If he has a father (technically possible, though unlikely) he may well have 2 grannies. The most likely scenario is that he was born of a jackal and therefore has no grannies.
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Dodgy Agent. How much do you get for a granny?
I was just wondering? Did you sell yours in the 80s Granny Boom or have you held on to her?
Any other agents cashed their grannies in lately?Tags: None
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