Stoopid Bint

[Troll]

I guess it depends on the size of her tits and the chances of her putting out! Ask yourself if she is worth giving one to.

give her a face like a plasterer's radio

1:Big jubblies (my fave)
2:Would be worth it

but it's all forbidden fruit as I'm married - she's a typical 30 year old, single party girl in the City with loads of dosh but no man to spend it on!!

[Bagpuss]

Troll, why not go up to her and give her a face like a plasterer's radio?

[BoredBloke]

I guess a lot depends on how close you will be working in the future and how this embarassing situation could cause problems going forward. But most of all I guess it depends on the size of her tits and the chances of her putting out! Ask yourself if she is worth giving one to.

[wendigo100]

That turn of phrase just reminded me of 'Crafty Butcher' phrase from that great Viz classic the Profanisaurus.

There's also the French equivalent.

[Troll]

Give it back to her with a copy of this post.

Yes dear... and thank you for your valued contribution

[Swamp Thing]

Give it back to her with a copy of this post.

[Lucy]

Give it back to her with a copy of this post.

[maverick]

Take her round the back, as she obviously see's you as a bit of a sugar daddy?

That turn of phrase just reminded me of 'Crafty Butcher' phrase from that great Viz classic the Profanisaurus.

[Zippy]

Cheapskate...yup

Pressies ... come off the bottom line

"take her pressie in the spirit it was meant"... Bah humbug!

Zippy are you female? - as this does seem to be a female affliction

Yes I'm a female (but I haven't bought the office any pressies or given out any cards). I do find it embarassing when people get them for me and tend to reciprocate. My contract is up next month though so I'm not too worried this time around - I'll probably just buy some nice cakes at lunchtime (and keep the receipt)

[Troll]

Cheapskate! As a contractor you can afford to buy her a nice bottle of wine. And take her pressie in the spirit it was meant.

And buy some chocs for the rest of the office while you're at it.

Cheapskate...yup

Pressies ... come off the bottom line

"take her pressie in the spirit it was meant"... Bah humbug!

Zippy are you female? - as this does seem to be a female affliction

[Zippy]

I of course have not reciprocated - what is the best way to recover the situation - pop out at lunch time and get her something? or bluff it out?

Cheapskate! As a contractor you can afford to buy her a nice bottle of wine. And take her pressie in the spirit it was meant.

And buy some chocs for the rest of the office while you're at it.

[Weltchy]

Take her round the back, as she obviously see's you as a bit of a sugar daddy?

[Troll]

Has just plonked a card and crimble pressie (quite a nice one too!) on my desk - she's a contractor ... doesn't she know your not meant to do things like that!!

I of course have not reciprocated - what is the best way to recover the situation - pop out at lunch time and get her something? or bluff it out?