Bit by a dog on the hand

[wendigo100]

Daughter is going to lose her thumb nail. Think she gets it now. Although all her howling is seriously impeding my ability to post this evening.

Your wife and kids found you then.

[Dundeegeorge]

I heard he was so ugly

that when he was born, the doctor slapped his mother!

And as a youngster his mother took him out on the bus to town, and while getting her ticket the conductor said 'My god, that is an ugly baby, sheesh, anybody can be ugly but that's just taking a liberty, what an ugly ugly child'.
Of course threaded's mother was distraught, but an old lady in the seat behind comforted her, 'there there dear, he's upset you terribly, you go and get his number so you can report him. don't worry, I'll look after your monkey'.........

[The Lone Gunman]

I've told you before threaded to be careful around animals.
I heard you were an ugly baby though and that your mother would tie bacon around your neck so the dog would play with you.

She also kept a picture of him on the mantle shelf so the other kids would not og near the fire.

[MarillionFan]

I've told you before threaded to be careful around animals.
I heard you were an ugly baby though and that your mother would tie bacon around your neck so the dog would play with you.

[threaded]

How many times do you have to tell youngsters not to torment the hounds? They are not pets, they are a pack, and one must respect that.

Daughter is going to lose her thumb nail. Think she gets it now. Although all her howling is seriously impeding my ability to post this evening.