Originally posted by Buffoon
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You forgot to mention you snogged or cuddled every bloke you could lay your hands on. If Gwen hadnt been in the room I reckon you would have given that caretaker chap a good rodgering as well.
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He forgot to mention the cap'n jack on cap'n jack snogging session mid dance floor. Looked like he realy enjoyed that.
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The ungrateful feckers shot me then. Fortunately I cannot die. Except that I did later on when the Beast ate Cardiff. Then I came back to life. Again. Oh, and then the Tardis appeared and I went off with the Doctor.
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How did it end up, Cap'n? I stopped watching when the original officer Jack asked you to dance, and your two mates were shooting each other while that orange thing went up and down.
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Oh yes she did. They did come in peaceOriginally posted by BuffoonNo she didn't.
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No she didn't.Originally posted by Captain JackThat's what she just said, Buffoon.
Originally posted by cojak.... They came in Peace. ....
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As a minor footnote, my mate is the spitting image of Captain Black, just not quite so pasty (except after a heavy night on the ales).
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That's what she just said, Buffoon.Originally posted by BuffoonI though that we went there (Mars IIRC) and caused the trouble.
Those Mysterons were really peace loving until we blew their city up. They were victims of fundamentalist humans 9/11 stylee and simply launched their own war on terror in defence. But would you credit it, mysterious invisible aliens that call themselves Mysterons - what are the odds of that?
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