Longest commuting for a contractor...

[Sockpuppet]

I was asked to fly out to poland and back in a day for some work.

Flew out at 6am ... there at midday. Hour to offices, two hours work, hour back to airport and back home on the 5pm flight. Got back to UK at middnight (after fecking around as I flew out from Stanstead into Luton so had to get taxi to pick car up).

Not doing that ever, ever again.

[BoredBloke]

I used to work in Costa Mesa in California and fly there and back every 2 weeks. Good for the air miles if nothing else

[mcquiggd]

Better yet, take some virgins with you.

Unlikely, this is Britain, you know....

[Cliphead]

Machrihanish?

Machrihanish was closed by that time, there used to be a model aircraft factory in the town, K V Wooster, I updated their systems and developed an stock control / inventory app as well as a now defunct website.

[Churchill]

So you worked in Campbeltown?

Machrihanish?

[VectraMan]

Make sure you have plenty of virgins' blood during your trip.

Better yet, take some virgins with you.

[expat]

Maybe not the longest but flight from Glasgow to Campbeltown and back daily for 6 months. Sometimes the only passenger and on first name terms with the flight crew.

So you worked in Campbeltown?

[Francko]

1500 miles one-way in his car ...London to Transylvania...The vampire will go home next week until 4th January...Still one more week to invoice...

Make sure you have plenty of virgins' blood during your trip.

[Cliphead]

Maybe not the longest but flight from Glasgow to Campbeltown and back daily for 6 months. Sometimes the only passenger and on first name terms with the flight crew.

[Viktor]

1500 miles one-way in his car ...London to Transylvania...The vampire will go home next week until 4th January...Still one more week to invoice...