Reply to: Sadly, given his marked absense, it can only be assumed that...

[Lucy]

You are bad man bogey. I hope the fleas of thousand camels infest the @rsehole

That would explain his grumpy attitude.

[Alexi's Sister]

OBITUARIES

Professor Alex Stalin (AtW) Chudnovsky 1973 – 2006

It is with great regret that we announce the passing of Alex Chudnovsky, a proud son of the former Soviet Union, all-round inventor of useful things, and world-class genius.

Chudnovsky was tragically killed when his extravagant trademark moustache became caught between the input rollers of his Great SKA Computation Engine -- a steam-powered behemoth that Chudnovsky had intended to contain every iota of the world’s knowledge, in a 'handy-to-find' format.

Many of his peers at the Royal Society considered Chudnovsky insane – or worse – yet he pressed ahead with this doomed venture at a huge cost to his personal wealth and his sanity.

Chudnovsky’s meteoric career began when he was used as an experimental payload on a number of test rockets at the Baikonur space centre (the use of monkeys, dogs and goats for this purpose being too controversial at the time). The young Alexi distinguished himself by calculating the orbital trajectory of his tiny capsule and recording telemetry in real-time using nothing more than a crayon and a packet of damp Rizla papers.

Later he gained even more PhDs than the legendary scholar Threadedovski at the University of Bullingrad and went on to win the Nobel Prize for Equivocation in 1987.

Finally he moved to England, taking up residence in the leafy glades of Birmingham and pursued his dreams of packaging every known fact into a box measuring no bigger than 4’ x 7’.

Alex Chudnovsky was unmarried (but was very close to his sister - allegedly).

You are bad man bogey. I hope the fleas of thousand camels infest the @rsehole

[Mordac]

LB and AtW have gone

Well I for one am not going to engage in any PM's with Lucy, that much is for sure!!!!

Well I've swapped a few PMs with Lucy (work related before you buggers get funny ideas ) and I'm still aliv.........

[andy]

maybe they are getting married
CUK's first gay wedding

[Numptycorner]

Him and AtW have run away with each other

[Ardesco]

Well they can do wonders with sticthing amputations back on nowdays, I hope you have been keeping his hands on ice though Lucy....

[Spartacus]

Oh dear that doesn't sound so good. I hope it's nothing too serious.

[Lucy]

You might be onto something Ardesco. A couple of weeks ago Lucy was all over LB and now he's nowhere to be seen. Do you think she's kidnapped and killed him?

Maybe she's some sort of IT geek stalker/slasher who's seen Saw one too many times?

I think 'all over LB' is a bit extreme.

I know why he might not be posting but I'd rather not say.

[Spartacus]

LB and AtW have gone

Well I for one am not going to engage in any PM's with Lucy, that much is for sure!!!!

You might be onto something Ardesco. A couple of weeks ago Lucy was all over LB and now he's nowhere to be seen. Do you think she's kidnapped and killed him?

Maybe she's some sort of IT geek stalker/slasher who's seen Saw one too many times?

[Lucy]

LB and AtW have gone

Well I for one am not going to engage in any PM's with Lucy, that much is for sure!!!!

[Ardesco]

LB and AtW have gone

Well I for one am not going to engage in any PM's with Lucy, that much is for sure!!!!

[hyperD]

a pot noodle and a wank again?

No need for creamy topping for the fuel of britain, isn't it?

[Numptycorner]

a pot noodle and a wank again?

[Lucy]

. . .he's eloped with LuciferBox, he hasn't been heard of since 28th November (2 days before AtW).

LB is preparing his Christmas feast.

[wendigo100]

Last time I saw him he was stood next to a pizza hut all you can eat buffet and Sally Anne was loading up.

What ... do you think SallyAnn has eaten him?