Reply to: My idea for combating Global Warming

[expat]

Sometimes it feels like I'm in a pub with a load of drunks

Post of the year.

[wendigo100]

Ah, this is the one

Julie Kirkbride

[wendigo100]

Wot? you mean this...

Ahhh - Dawn, my precioussssssss


I say cast her into the firey Treasury Mountain of Doom before the evil Lord Brownron steals all our purses!

She has a cuddly side.

Anyway, that was then. There's some tory MP I fancy now but I'm buggered if I can remember her name.

[bogeyman]

Best we get started then. Did I tell you I used to fancy Primarolo?

Wot? you mean this...

Ahhh - Dawn, my precioussssssss


I say cast her into the firey Treasury Mountain of Doom before the evil Lord Brownron steals all our purses!

[DimPrawn]

Sick.

You need

[wendigo100]

My God Wendigo, we've got a hell of a load of laughing to do in that case.

Best we get started then. Did I tell you I used to fancy Primarolo?

[bogeyman]

remember the proud British tradition of laughing in the face of adversity.

My God Wendigo, we've got a hell of a load of laughing to do in that case.

[bogeyman]

Look you miserable old bastard, if people are stupid enough to live on what are basically the tops of submerged sea mountains, that's their problem.

Ah!

That'll be the stuff commonly known as 'dry land' then.

I suppose it's ok for you, being a prawn and that.

[DimPrawn]

Will I also thank you when most of our costal towns are permanently flooded?

When small islands (with actual native people on) vanish under the waves, shall I thank you then?

Look you miserable old bastard, if people are stupid enough to live on what are basically the tops of submerged sea mountains, that's their problem.

PS. I live well above sea level so I'll be alright. Thanks for asking, you selfish tosser.

[wendigo100]

Was that supposed to be ironic, or comic or something?

What is it with some people on this board that they feel more of a 'contractor' and more 'macho' if they flaunt their disregard for the environment in everyones' face?

It's a bit like the c^nts I worked with in the City in the 80's. Loud and Proud about being a complete and utterly ignorant, clueless tosser.

You do have a very good point BM. And it's not just the environment.

However, remember the proud British tradition of laughing in the face of adversity.

[bogeyman]

Lex Luthor.

Nah, more like Rex Loofah

[wendigo100]

Birmingham-on-sea will be booming in the heatwaves and Alex will finally have the beachfront bedsit he's always wanted.

Lex Luthor.

[DimPrawn]

Yes! Won't that be great!

You, Prawn, are an exemplar of the petty, "I'm all right Jack - pull the ladder up" mentality that prevails in this tulipehole of a country.

Will I also thank you when most of our costal towns are permanently flooded?

When small islands (with actual native people on) vanish under the waves, shall I thank you then?

Oh yes, it's very funny being a prawn. Isn't it.

Birmingham-on-sea will be booming in the heatwaves and Alex will finally have the beachfront bedsit he's always wanted.

[vista]

RIght then

Yes! Won't that be great!

You, Prawn, are an exemplar of the petty, "I'm all right Jack - pull the ladder up" mentality that prevails in this tulipehole of a country.

Will I also thank you when most of our costal towns are permanently flooded?

When small islands (with actual native people on) vanish under the waves, shall I thank you then?

Oh yes, it's very funny being a prawn. Isn't it.

Now it's a whole rack and a robotic tape library - carry on like this and the whole GW issue will be all your fault ;-)

[bogeyman]

Yes that's me Bogey old chap. Loud, proud and very warming to the environment.

You can thank me when you're sitting in the Garden in Jan enjoying a cold lager in the heatwave.

Yes! Won't that be great!

You, Prawn, are an exemplar of the petty, "I'm all right Jack - pull the ladder up" mentality that prevails in this tulipehole of a country.

Will I also thank you when most of our costal towns are permanently flooded?

When small islands (with actual native people on) vanish under the waves, shall I thank you then?

Oh yes, it's very funny being a prawn. Isn't it.