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Churchill replied

13 December 2006, 09:31
Originally posted by Zippy

At least you can look forward to the day (coming soon) when he looks like a right tit. Pre new director n defects, post new director n^2 defects.

She!

Ex Thales!!!
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Zippy replied

13 December 2006, 09:30
Originally posted by Churchill

Like feck.

How about "We haven't got time"?

'kin arse!

At least you can look forward to the day (coming soon) when he looks like a right tit. Pre new director n defects, post new director n^2 defects.
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Churchill replied

13 December 2006, 09:25
Originally posted by Zippy

Did he/she give a reason? Like 'we haven't had enough defects' for instance?

Like feck.

How about "We haven't got time"?

'kin arse!
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Zippy replied

13 December 2006, 09:18
Originally posted by Churchill

Our new software director waltzed into my office and promptly anounced in the middle of a planning meeting that there was no need to do code reviews anymore.

Oh FFS!

Did he/she give a reason? Like 'we haven't had enough defects' for instance?
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Churchill replied

13 December 2006, 08:24
Our new software director waltzed into my office and promptly anounced in the middle of a planning meeting that there was no need to do code reviews anymore.

Oh FFS!
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SallyAnne replied

12 December 2006, 23:20
Originally posted by Lucy

Ha ! Now I will find out for sure !

On a separate note, time for bed said Zebedee.

Goodnight !!

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!! You'll miss Captain Jack's finale!!!

he was a honey...he sang...he was a honey. There you go - you missed nowt
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Cliphead replied

12 December 2006, 23:19
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Well unless I got confused...which is pssible...you had a photo with an arrow through the head

You're definately only a 2 drink-er

ha ha ha - I cant believe how pissd I am in the house Damn you brandy!!!!!

Yep, that's me, I forgot about that. Must have been pissed when I posted that.
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SallyAnne replied

12 December 2006, 23:18
Originally posted by Cliphead

I posted a pic?

Well unless I got confused...which is pssible...you had a photo with an arrow through the head

You're definately only a 2 drink-er

ha ha ha - I cant believe how pissd I am in the house Damn you brandy!!!!!
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Cliphead replied

12 December 2006, 23:14
Originally posted by Lucy

Ha ! Now I will find out for sure !

On a separate note, time for bed said Zebedee.

Goodnight !!

Later Lucy, enjoyed this evening
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Lucy replied

12 December 2006, 23:13
Originally posted by Cliphead

I posted a pic?

Ha ! Now I will find out for sure !

On a separate note, time for bed said Zebedee.

Goodnight !!
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Gonzo replied

12 December 2006, 23:12
Originally posted by Lucy

I saw a Ken Dodd pacifier once, it was so odd.
Why would anyone do that to their child ?

I will have to remember that one (I don't like kids much ).
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Cliphead replied

12 December 2006, 23:11
Originally posted by SallyAnne

You dont look like tulip - I loked at your photo on that music thingy You're quite the honey (for your age)

I posted a pic?
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SallyAnne replied

12 December 2006, 23:10
Originally posted by Cliphead

Oh yes, I've always done that, that's why I look like tulip but still have that smug smile when I turn up for work...

Havin' a great evening and the server can wait.

You dont look like tulip - I loked at your photo on that music thingy You're quite the honey (for your age)
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Lucy replied

12 December 2006, 23:10
I saw a Ken Dodd pacifier once, it was so odd.
Why would anyone do that to their child ?
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Cliphead replied

12 December 2006, 23:09
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Just go with your heart and happiness Cliphead - life's too short to go to bed early x x x

Oh yes, I've always done that, that's why I look like tulip but still have that smug smile when I turn up for work...

Havin' a great evening and the server can wait.
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