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topgun replied

13 December 2006, 13:23
Originally posted by n5gooner

How Talls a china man ?

Ask Yao Min!
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Lucy replied

13 December 2006, 10:15
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

I'm not. I'm Danish

Ahhh
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DodgyAgent replied

13 December 2006, 10:12
Sally Ann has more chins than a chinese telephone directory
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Lucy replied

13 December 2006, 09:47
The woman opposite me (gone now) who used to cough (without covering her mouth) all day, was British Chinese, does that count ?
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Churchill replied

13 December 2006, 09:26
Originally posted by n5gooner

How Talls a china man ?

Is he?
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n5gooner replied

13 December 2006, 08:31
How Talls a china man ?
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The Lone Gunman replied

13 December 2006, 07:56
There are five brothers in my family so one of us must be chinese, I wonder who it is. There's me, George, Eric, Sid and Chin Tao Min. I think it's George.

With respect to the late great Tommy Cooper.
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To BI or not to BI? replied

12 December 2006, 19:41
Originally posted by bogeyman

Given your appellation and your avatar, and your familiarity with the works for Mr Stoppard, I'll take a wild guess and say you are a thespian (or one with similar inclinations).

Am I right?

Alas! Old Willie wasn't part of the curriculum where I come from and I would have too much catching up to do to claim myself a thespian, but I do love Mr Tom and have always been fascinated by his work... (but then, I am a bit weird....)
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EqualOpportunities replied

12 December 2006, 17:31
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

So am I, and the skull doens't even want to talk to me. What's your point?

I don't have one. Make sure it's got some mushrooms on.
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bogeyman replied

12 December 2006, 17:27
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

I'll send Rosencrantz and Guilderstern with the next boat. I'd suggest you take a snack in the meantime

Given your appellation and your avatar, and your familiarity with the works for Mr Stoppard, I'll take a wild guess and say you are a thespian (or one with similar inclinations).

Am I right?
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To BI or not to BI? replied

12 December 2006, 17:24
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

I thought they were dead...

So am I, and the skull doens't even want to talk to me. What's your point?
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bogeyman replied

12 December 2006, 17:24
Originally posted by EqualOpportunities

I thought they were dead...

No, just resting.
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EqualOpportunities replied

12 December 2006, 17:22
Originally posted by bogeyman

Deep man, D E E P

I thought they were dead...
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bogeyman replied

12 December 2006, 17:20
Originally posted by To BI or not to BI?

I'll send Rosencrantz and Guilderstern with the next boat. I'd suggest you take a snack in the meantime

Deep man, D E E P
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bogeyman replied

12 December 2006, 17:20
Originally posted by DimPrawn

So own up, who here is Chinese?

Oh, okay it's me!

Happy now?
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