Reply to: One in five people on Earth are Chinese

[topgun]

How Talls a china man ?

Ask Yao Min!

[Lucy]

I'm not. I'm Danish

Ahhh

[DodgyAgent]

Sally Ann has more chins than a chinese telephone directory

[Lucy]

The woman opposite me (gone now) who used to cough (without covering her mouth) all day, was British Chinese, does that count ?

[Churchill]

How Talls a china man ?

Is he?

[n5gooner]

How Talls a china man ?

[The Lone Gunman]

There are five brothers in my family so one of us must be chinese, I wonder who it is. There's me, George, Eric, Sid and Chin Tao Min. I think it's George.


With respect to the late great Tommy Cooper.

[To BI or not to BI?]

Given your appellation and your avatar, and your familiarity with the works for Mr Stoppard, I'll take a wild guess and say you are a thespian (or one with similar inclinations).

Am I right?

Alas! Old Willie wasn't part of the curriculum where I come from and I would have too much catching up to do to claim myself a thespian, but I do love Mr Tom and have always been fascinated by his work... (but then, I am a bit weird....)

[EqualOpportunities]

So am I, and the skull doens't even want to talk to me. What's your point?

I don't have one. Make sure it's got some mushrooms on.

[bogeyman]

I'll send Rosencrantz and Guilderstern with the next boat. I'd suggest you take a snack in the meantime

Given your appellation and your avatar, and your familiarity with the works for Mr Stoppard, I'll take a wild guess and say you are a thespian (or one with similar inclinations).

Am I right?

[To BI or not to BI?]

I thought they were dead...

So am I, and the skull doens't even want to talk to me. What's your point?

[bogeyman]

I thought they were dead...

No, just resting.

[EqualOpportunities]

Deep man, D E E P

I thought they were dead...

[bogeyman]

I'll send Rosencrantz and Guilderstern with the next boat. I'd suggest you take a snack in the meantime

Deep man, D E E P

[bogeyman]

So own up, who here is Chinese?

Oh, okay it's me!

Happy now?