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Previously on "Donald Trump to meet the Queen during his UK visit on Friday 13th July"

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  • darmstadt
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    Donald J. Trump: You know and ...
    Unknown: She used to be great. She’s still very beautiful.
    Trump: I moved on her, actually. You know, she was down on Palm Beach. I moved on her, and
    I failed. I’ll admit it.
    Unknown: Whoa.
    Trump: I did try and **** her. She was married.
    Unknown: That’s huge news.
    Trump: No, no, Nancy. No, this was [unintelligible] — and I moved on her very heavily. In fact,
    I took her out furniture shopping.
    She wanted to get some furniture. I said, “I’ll show you where they have some nice furniture.”
    I took her out furniture —
    I moved on her like a bitch. But I couldn’t get there. And she was married. Then all of a sudden
    I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything. She’s totally changed her look.
    Billy Bush: Sheesh, your girl’s hot as tulip. In the purple.
    Trump: Whoa! Whoa!
    Bush: Yes! The Donald has scored. Whoa, my man!
    Trump: Look at you, you are a pussy.
    Trump: All right, you and I will walk out.
    Trump: Maybe it’s a different one.
    Bush: It better not be the publicist. No, it’s, it’s her, it’s —
    Trump: Yeah, that’s her. With the gold. I better use some Tic Tacs just in case I start kissing
    her. You know, I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them. It’s like a
    magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait. And when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do
    anything.
    Bush: Whatever you want.
    Trump: Grab ’em by the pussy. You can do anything.
    Bush: Uh, yeah, those legs, all I can see is the legs.
    Trump: Oh, it looks good.
    Bush: Come on shorty.
    Trump: Ooh, nice legs, huh?
    Bush: Oof, get out of the way, honey. Oh, that’s good legs. Go ahead.
    Trump: It’s always good if you don’t fall out of the bus. Like Ford, Gerald Ford, remember?
    Bush: Down below, pull the handle.
    Trump: Hello, how are you? Hi!
    Arianne Zucker: Hi, Mr. Trump. How are you? Pleasure to meet you.
    Trump: Nice seeing you. Terrific, terrific. You know Billy Bush?
    Bush: Hello, nice to see you. How you doing, Arianne?
    Zucker: Doing very well, thank you. Are you ready to be a soap star?
    Trump: We’re ready, let’s go. Make me a soap star.
    Bush: How about a little hug for the Donald? He just got off the bus.
    Zucker: Would you like a little hug, darling?
    Trump: O.K., absolutely. Melania said this was O.K.
    Bush: How about a little hug for the Bushy? I just got off the bus.
    Zucker: Bushy, Bushy.
    Bush: Here we go. Excellent. Well, you’ve got a nice co-star here.
    Zucker: Yes, absolutely.
    Trump: Good. After you.
    Trump: Come on, Billy, don’t be shy.
    Bush: Soon as a beautiful woman shows up, he just, he takes off. This always happens.
    Trump: Get over here, Billy.
    Zucker: I’m sorry, come here.
    Bush: Let the little guy in here, come on.
    Zucker: Yeah, let the little guy in. How you feel now? Better? I should actually be in the
    middle.
    Bush: It’s hard to walk next to a guy like this.
    Zucker: Here, wait, hold on.
    Bush: Yeah, you get in the middle, there we go.
    Trump: Good, that’s better.
    Zucker: This is much better. This is —
    Trump: That’s better.
    Zucker: [Sighs]
    Bush: Now, if you had to choose honestly between one of us. Me or the Donald?
    Trump: I don’t know, that’s tough competition.
    Zucker: That’s some pressure right there.
    Bush: Seriously, if you had — if you had to take one of us as a date.
    Zucker: I have to take the Fifth on that one.
    Bush: Really?
    Zucker: Yup — I’ll take both.
    Trump: Which way?
    Zucker: Make a right. Here we go. [inaudible]
    Bush: Here he goes. I’m gonna leave you here.
    Trump: O.K.
    Bush: Give me my microphone.
    Trump: O.K. Oh, you’re finished?
    Bush: You’re my man, yeah.
    Trump: Oh, good.
    Bush: I’m gonna go do our show.
    Zucker: Oh, you wanna reset? O.K.

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  • TwoWolves
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    And you know for certain what he meant of course. How enlightening to know that you are an apologist for sexual violence.
    My point is... That no threat of sexual violence was made, ergo I'm not an apologist for it you dim-witted virtue signaller. I'm not a fan of coarse language and would never talk about women like this myself but that's all it is.

    Go hither and rant about real monsters such as Cosby and Weinstein you fool.

    https://www.steynonline.com/8613/a-tale-of-two-bills
    Last edited by TwoWolves; 28 April 2018, 12:01.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
    You do understand that when he said "grab them by the pussy" he didn't actually mean any grabbing - it means having sexual control over a woman. Rich and handsome men can do this, as can very attractive women who call it "leading them by the cock" (or similar).

    Guess you don't know any attractive people?
    And you know for certain what he meant of course. How enlightening to know that you are an apologist for sexual violence.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by saptastic View Post
    Trump expelled 60 Russians after Salisbury in solidarity to the UK.
    Trump was later reported to be enraged at the fact USA had expelled that manycomoared to Germany and France...

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  • TwoWolves
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    How many of them have been self confessed pussy grabbers?
    You do understand that when he said "grab them by the pussy" he didn't actually mean any grabbing - it means having sexual control over a woman. Rich and handsome men can do this, as can very attractive women who call it "leading them by the cock" (or similar).

    Guess you don't know any attractive people?

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  • Bean
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    How many of them have been self confessed pussy grabbers?
    All of them except 1, but I suspect you mean how many have also had audio leaked to the media of said confession....

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
    Completely sleezy and murderous despots visit the UK all the time. You don't get all this fuss then, hypocrites.
    How many of them have been self confessed pussy grabbers?

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  • saptastic
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    Trump expelled 60 Russians after Salisbury in solidarity to the UK.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    More to that than meets the eye.
    From what trusted source of information have you gleaned this?

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  • Lockhouse
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    What did he do in Korea, personally collapse the nuclear test site?

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...f-action-china
    More to that than meets the eye.

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  • TwoWolves
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    The issue is that it will be the first time that a completely sleezy and murderous despot visits the UK for the first time coming from a nuclear wiedling republican nation...
    I must have missed it on the news, who'd he murder?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by Lockhouse View Post
    Give over. Kudos for what he's done in Korea. He's welcome for tea at my house anytime.

    He'll win by a landslide in 2020.
    What did he do in Korea, personally collapse the nuclear test site?

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/20...f-action-china

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  • darmstadt
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    Or as someone else so eloquently put it:

    When Trump comes to the UK we should, as a population, put our differences aside, and be British about this, so in saying that, first one to twat him with a bottle of piss gets a pint.

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  • Lockhouse
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    Give over. Kudos for what he's done in Korea. He's welcome for tea at my house anytime.

    He'll win by a landslide in 2020.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TwoWolves View Post
    Completely sleezy and murderous despots visit the UK all the time. You don't get all this fuss then, hypocrites.
    The issue is that it will be the first time that a completely sleezy and murderous despot visits the UK for the first time coming from a nuclear wiedling republican nation...

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