A Contract A Month

[MarillionFan]

He's not angry and violent. He's cold, calculating and ruthlessly violent.

Think more psychopath than vinnie jones.

[Mordac]

Lucy, when you know the wally behind his keyboard, somehow it doesn't seem so bad...

But thanks for thinking of me.

[Lucy]

Last week it was Julie Andrews, now it's a colleague. Has the sleep deprivation got to your brain cell? Or did I beat the living tulip out of you and forget to remember it?

Yes, I can't believe he's painting you as the violent, unpleasant one Mordy.

[Mordac]

You're thinking of Mordac for B.

Last week it was Julie Andrews, now it's a colleague. Has the sleep deprivation got to your brain cell? Or did I beat the living tulip out of you and forget to remember it?

[boredsenseless]

No just D. You're thinking of Mordac for B. Sasguru for C. A for Helios and
AtW for e) All of the above!

No AtW doesn't do contracts just programming of SKA in his bedroom

[MarillionFan]

No just D. You're thinking of Mordac for B. Sasguru for C. A for Helios and
AtW for e) All of the above!

[Bagpuss]

I thought you usually got sacked in the first month for either:

A/ Turning up pissed
B/ Fighting with a colleague
C/ Found for being a cowboy
D/ Rubbing people up the wrong way
E/ All of the above

[MarillionFan]

Oi! Thats the second person who's mentioned this. I would like to quash this now. I do not do a contract a month.

I got binned from one at the beginning of the year(first time in 8 years) and on top of that have only done 3 'proper' contracts this year. The other six client sites I have been at were as an 'associate' for a consultancy I sometimes work for. Ie. Training courses, BA work, when the baby was born.

Cheeky feckers.

Next one who says it gets