Living in 2006

[wendigo100]

You know you're living in 1896 when:

1. You accidentally nailed horseshoes to the tyres on your motor car.
2. You live in Surrey and support Newton Heath.
3. threaded appears out of nowhere in your garden and pops in for tea.
4. Russians and their sisters live in Russia.
5. You don't know what a Labour Party is.
6. I've lost the will to live with this....

[bogeyman]

You know you're living in 2006 when some mong posts up this crap.

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[premiere]

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.
7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.
8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.
10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your
coffee.
11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile.
: )
12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.
13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.
14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.
15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list
AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.