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Previously on "Don't you just love it when....."

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  • mattfx
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I told the butler to make sure all the ex-wives got paid on time.....
    FTFY

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by BR14 View Post
    Yes, but he's done a runner with the bitcoins
    Well he is not going to get far on that...

    oh wait yes he will...

    nope nope no he won't....

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  • BR14
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is the warchest that low?

    I told the butler to make sure all the household staff got paid on time.....
    Yes, but he's done a runner with the bitcoins

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  • BrilloPad
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    Is the warchest that low?

    I told the butler to make sure all the household staff got paid on time.....

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  • Hobosapien
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    Invoice payment delayed, how cute.

    I can't even raise the invoice until the timesheet for week running up to crimbo is approved by client and my 'handler' at client isn't back until later in the week having had two weeks off.

    Bloody permie holidays.

    Though I blame the schools for keeping the kids off beyond today. No reason for it.

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  • mattfx
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    Yep. Love it even more when they only have one pay run in the week and it happens to be on the day you're chasing so you've missed the deadline for having it processed.

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  • SussexSeagull
    started a topic Don't you just love it when.....

    Don't you just love it when.....

    ....the accounts department at a client pack up for Christmas and don't settle your invoice? Then when you try explaining it to them they don't seem to be able to understand how they arrange their holiday cover isn't really your concern and they signed up to a contract to pay within a month.

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