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  • Yorkie62
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    Try this children's book. Written ,and read in this video, by the INCOSE UK Technical Director, Jon Holt

    https://youtu.be/EUAg3xJyQ9M

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Your parents didn't beat you enough as a child, meet me in Bridgwater and I'll fix that for you.
    Stick to the business of making music. It calms and soothes your troubled soul!!

    HTH

    SueEllen


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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    His first wife Lily was caught giving a BJ to the local sweet shop owner. I’ll let you do the maths
    Not true! It was the local sledge shop owner.....

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    @Brillo - why the neg rep for this post? What has offended you?
    His first wife Lily was caught giving a BJ to the local sweet shop owner. I’ll let you do the maths

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Many years ago, I decided the big money was in the next Fireman Sam / Postman Pat type character.

    Lily the Lollipop lady was born.

    She has a number of adventures under her belt, but I never got round to doing anything with them.
    @Brillo - why the neg rep for this post? What has offended you?

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
    I thought he started on those he thinks are Muslim.
    He is through that stage.....

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Keeps him away from, going round beating up Irish people though.
    Bollocks. Inadequate scrotes like that are all talk. CM would gut him with a carving knife.

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  • SueEllen
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Keeps him away from, going round beating up Irish people though.
    I thought he started on those he thinks are Muslim.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    Sadly, it's now a necessary adjunct to his compulsive masturbation habit.
    Keeps him away from, going round beating up Irish people though.

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Hes been doing that all week. Can't he give it a rest?
    Sadly, it's now a necessary adjunct to his compulsive masturbation habit.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    He says he's busy with antisemitic tweeting this weekend.
    Hes been doing that all week. Can't he give it a rest?

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Will you bring the marital toys?

    Now I must message Churchill and get him to take my place......
    He says he's busy with antisemitic tweeting this weekend.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Your parents didn't beat you enough as a child, meet me in Bridgwater and I'll fix that for you.
    Will you bring the marital toys?

    Now I must message Churchill and get him to take my place......

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why should I change the habit of a lifetime?

    Its my autism you know. Oh, you don't believe in that.....
    Your parents didn't beat you enough as a child, meet me in Bridgwater and I'll fix that for you.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    In English please.
    Why should I change the habit of a lifetime?

    Its my autism you know. Oh, you don't believe in that.....

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