Things you learn at the Kiev Military Academy

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SasGnu replied

28 November 2006, 20:10
"They taught us in the Academy to count from 0 "

As thats how much I have in my bank account - AtW
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AtW replied

28 November 2006, 20:09
Originally posted by sasguru

PS Now that you've forced me to - I have to admit I like atw.

Did you vote for me in that thread or you (the selfish management-type bastard you are) voted for yourself?

They taught us in the Academy to count from 0
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Lucy replied

28 November 2006, 20:09
sasguru, why do you have no av ?
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SasGnu replied

28 November 2006, 20:07
sas. You Homo.
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DimPrawn replied

28 November 2006, 20:06
It won't cut it.

I'm expecting deep deep sorrow (and regret) and compensation.
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sasguru replied

28 November 2006, 20:05
PS Now that you've forced me to - I have to admit I like atw.
There you go you humourless bastards - making me feel like an outcast. Hope you're happy now ...
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sasguru replied

28 November 2006, 19:38
Originally posted by DimPrawn

guru

First rule of CUK. There is no need to try and make AtW look stupid.

HTH

I wasn't trying to. I would hope that Alexi would enjoy my humour ...
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DimPrawn replied

28 November 2006, 19:00
guru

First rule of CUK. There is no need to try and make AtW look stupid.

HTH
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sasguru replied

28 November 2006, 15:58
Originally posted by snaw

Give it up, you're descending to his level and starting to make him look like he's got a point.

Ah it's only a laugh ....
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snaw replied

28 November 2006, 15:56
Give it up, you're descending to his level and starting to make him look like he's got a point.
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sasguru started a topic Things you learn at the Kiev Military Academy

28 November 2006, 15:35
Things you learn at the Kiev Military Academy

1. Mortgage - is bad evil capitalistic inventions. Good Soviet no touch with bargepole

2. Moustache - represents Soviet manhood and Virility. You no shave ever. Sister too, no shave.

3. Women - decadent imperialist Western capitalistic invention. You no touch.

4. Knowledge - Good Sovietski he know everything about about everything

5. Birmingham - Is best city in West. Always share house with fellow chavskis

5. Chavski - Is represent best of the proletariat.

6. Economics - is to complex for Chavski. Must be control by strong leader.
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