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No, she is still with Mr 4.
She's never worked a day in her life. I can't believe she is my mother sometimes.
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it's like "have a tinnie"
(and yes, its a beer. Well unless SallyAnne's mum likes to randomly hand corned beef out....)
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Originally posted by LucyYes, my reply to her asking me about not being married, is she does it enough for both of us.
What does 'have a can' mean ? (Have a can of beer ?)
Yes a can of beer, lager, cider, anything really as long as it's alcoholic! Her answer to everything
Is she maried now then? Or on the prowl for number 5?
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Yes, my reply to her asking me about not being married, is she does it enough for both of us.
What does 'have a can' mean ? (Have a can of beer ?)
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Whatever happened to "a nice cup of tea"?Originally posted by SallyAnneThe only thing my mam ever comes out with is "Have a can".
Parents nowadays! - tsssk.
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The only thing my mam ever comes out with is "Have a can".
This has been aplied to A-level worries, relationship break-ups, debt troubles and every other problem I've ever faced!
She rocks
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Originally posted by LucyMy mother has been married four times and once asked me why I had never married...
4 times?!!!! Really?
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Reading back, what i've written makes it sound worse than it is, i'm not talking needles floating around the house or anything like that, but i've seen what sort of an effect cocaine can have on your body and there is no way i'll ever go near halucinogenics.
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Nasty. My dad smoked like a chimney and drank like a fish, which taught me something too.Originally posted by ArdescoIn a somewhat similar vein, I learned not to touch drugs when I was younger after seeing what it can do to a person...
He got married again to someone who wasn't very nice, so that taught me something else.
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My mother has been married four times and once asked me why I had never married...
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In a somewhat similar vein, I learned not to touch drugs when I was younger after seeing what it can do to a person...Originally posted by wendigo100My mum ran off with another bloke when I was young, so although I don't remember any of her wise words, perhaps that spoke louder!
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My mum ran off with another bloke when I was young, so although I don't remember any of her wise words, perhaps that spoke louder!
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