Be careful where you wash your hands..

[barrydidit]

Two Army and Air Force guys leaving the gents and the Air Force guy says;
'In the Air Force, they teach us to wash our hands after going to the toilet'
The Army guy replies 'In the Army, they teach us not to piss on our hands'

[SueEllen]

...in a foreign country.


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Police divers found Paul McClean, a reporter for the Financial Times, dead in the mud of a lagoon near the village of Panama, on the country’s east coast. He had been on a beach and had wandered away to go to the toilet when he stumbled into an area infested with crocodiles.

He said McClean had gone into the jungle to go to the toilet just before the incident happened and later washed his hands in the water.