Reply to: "The God Delusion" by Richard Dawkins

[Ardesco]

Sorry we don't offer after-lives. We do offer unlimited mutually consensual sex though ( be sensible and use protection).

Ah, you see you aren't reading my quote propery:

"A guaranteed fast track to the best afterlife a dead person can have"

Since a dead person cannot have an afterlife it's all irrelevant

Taken a leaf out of some Umbrella's books to come up with that litle beauty

[Logie]

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[sasguru]

You should really offer two 19 year old buxom bisexual babes for everybody that subscribes for the platinum plan (at only 15% of your wages for life with guaranteed fast track to the best afterlife a dead person can have)

Sorry we don't offer after-lives. We do offer unlimited mutually consensual sex though ( be sensible and use protection).

[Ardesco]

You should really offer two 19 year old buxom bisexual babes for everybody that subscribes for the platinum plan (at only 15% of your wages for life with guaranteed fast track to the best afterlife a dead person can have)

[Logie]

Now, now Pastor Logie. You know we don't do "Sex with Children". We leave that to the existing religions...

damn Christian thoughts...

[sasguru]

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Now, now Pastor Logie. You know we don't do "Sex with Children". We leave that to the existing religions...

[Logie]

Prayer Request

Amazing things can happen when people come into agreement. It's a principle directly from Dawkin's Word, and Pastor Logie Ministries is dedicated to praying in unity with people, just like you, who desire to see the Holy Spirit's miracle-working power unleashed.

When you send your prayer requests, they are instantly sent to our Mighty Warrior Intercessors Army, a worldwide group of tens of thousands of faithful believers.

It is my prayer right now that you see Dawkin's supernatural power at work in your life. Please complete the request form so we can join with you and intercede for your specific need.

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Prayer Request is for:

Sex with Children
Bestiality
Bukkake
Chico

[sasguru]

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[Logie]

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[Logie]

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[sasguru]

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[sasguru]

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[Logie]

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[sasguru]

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[Logie]

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