• Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
  • Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!

Reply to: New car advice

Collapse

You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:

  • You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
  • You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
  • If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.

Previously on "New car advice"

Collapse

  • greenlake
    replied
    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post


    Like the first morning of UAT on a Suity project?
    I would imagine that to be more like this....

    Leave a comment:


  • Paddy
    replied
    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Looking for a new car.

    Ideally 5 wheels, 3 wheel drive and 2+2 seats. If it can be made out of wool, and use phlegm for fuel all the better.

    Oh and it must be blue. That's actually the most important feature.

    TIA.
    What you need is a Trabant. It has five wheels, 4 road wheels plus one steering wheel. The two front wheels are driven and the steering wheel is also driven by the driver. The bonnet and roof is made from a cotton wool composite (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant).

    Phlegm will not fuel it but it will act as an anti theft device if you flob on the door locks.

    Leave a comment:


  • PhiltheGreek
    replied
    Originally posted by greenlake View Post
    How's this....?


    Like the first morning of UAT on a Suity project?

    Leave a comment:


  • greenlake
    replied
    Originally posted by _V_ View Post
    Looking for a new car.

    Ideally 5 wheels, 3 wheel drive and 2+2 seats. If it can be made out of wool, and use phlegm for fuel all the better.

    Oh and it must be blue. That's actually the most important feature.

    TIA.
    How's this....?

    Leave a comment:


  • _V_
    started a topic New car advice

    New car advice

    Looking for a new car.

    Ideally 5 wheels, 3 wheel drive and 2+2 seats. If it can be made out of wool, and use phlegm for fuel all the better.

    Oh and it must be blue. That's actually the most important feature.

    TIA.

Working...
X