Originally posted by Ardesco
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Originally posted by Ivor1Two blondes, small waists but curvey in the right places, would give me most joy.
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Two blondes, small waists but curvey in the right places, would give me most joy.
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Originally posted by ArdescoSeriously, if he can get something that looks like a gurning horse pregnant 3 times, Leroy giving him one from behind will be an absolute joy for him!!
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Seriously, if he can get something that looks like a gurning horse pregnant 3 times, Leroy giving him one from behind will be an absolute joy for him!!
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Depends how big his 'wife' is
Originally posted by ArdescoPffft, that wouldn't take the smarmy grin off his face though would it.....
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Pffft, that wouldn't take the smarmy grin off his face though would it.....
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I'd quite like the first one changed to :
Tony Blair to be banged up the arse in prison for 5 years
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It was a hard choice but in the end i went for the £50k
I'm sure for £10k I could get some chav to kidnap and torture tony anyway
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What would give you most joy?
29Tony Blair to be banged up in prison for 5 years20.69%6Win £50K in a lottery41.38%12A threesome with some hot ladies24.14%7IR35 abolished10.34%3I am AndyW3.45%1Which of the following would you prefer?
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