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Previously on "What would give you most joy?"

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  • Ivor1
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    I'm sure you could get more than 2 for £50k
    Very true

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Ivor1
    Two blondes, small waists but curvey in the right places, would give me most joy.
    I'm sure you could get more than 2 for £50k

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  • Ivor1
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    Two blondes, small waists but curvey in the right places, would give me most joy.

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  • Logie
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Seriously, if he can get something that looks like a gurning horse pregnant 3 times, Leroy giving him one from behind will be an absolute joy for him!!
    uck. Tony, Leroy and Cherie...you've just put me off my lunch.

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  • Ardesco
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    Seriously, if he can get something that looks like a gurning horse pregnant 3 times, Leroy giving him one from behind will be an absolute joy for him!!

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  • Logie
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    Depends how big his 'wife' is

    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Pffft, that wouldn't take the smarmy grin off his face though would it.....

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  • Ardesco
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    Pffft, that wouldn't take the smarmy grin off his face though would it.....

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  • Logie
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    I'd quite like the first one changed to :

    Tony Blair to be banged up the arse in prison for 5 years

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  • Ardesco
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    It was a hard choice but in the end i went for the £50k

    I'm sure for £10k I could get some chav to kidnap and torture tony anyway

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  • Mordac
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    Call me greedy, but options 1,2,3,& 4 all look good to me.

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  • Viktor
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    This one...













































































































































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  • DimPrawn
    started a poll What would give you most joy?

    What would give you most joy?

    29
    Tony Blair to be banged up in prison for 5 years
    20.69%
    6
    Win £50K in a lottery
    41.38%
    12
    A threesome with some hot ladies
    24.14%
    7
    IR35 abolished
    10.34%
    3
    I am AndyW
    3.45%
    1
    Which of the following would you prefer?

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