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abstract thought process, have you ever thought about the way you think, it makes you fink you dont know what you funk
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I thought that was Woolies......!Originally posted by zeitghostIt's the wonder of CUK...
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Dogs have bigger dicks!Originally posted by LucyCats are so unpredictable.
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[QUOTE=SallyAnne]SASguru wants your arse guru, you have been warnedOriginally posted by sasguruflirting about in the only way he knows howQUOTE]
Feck me - if thats how he flirts sex must lead to prison!
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[QUOTE=sasguru] flirting about in the only way he knows howQUOTE]
Feck me - if thats how he flirts sex must lead to prison!
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awww. you're like pie with the middle outOriginally posted by LucyOh come on, BP, you've been so lovely lately.
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You girls have made BP's day. He hardly used to come here but look at him now, flirting about in the only way he knows how. Sweet, really.Originally posted by LucyOh come on, BP, you've been so lovely lately.
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Originally posted by BagpussHave I been mean to you today?
You think I'm fatist
but you are fatist
Boom Boom
PS I know it's a spelling mistake
I didn't understand it anyway - I'll assume you were telling me that I rock
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Have I been mean to you today?
You think I'm fatist
but you are fatist
Boom Boom
PS I know it's a spelling mistake
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Originally posted by BagpussSASguru, ban her please!
Ah no!! I'm not half as mean as you!!
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