Wow - how crazy are the Yanks

[darmstadt]

Stop them at a young age:

[Lost It]

Didn't realise that going to prison in the USA meant your hands had to be kept in boxing gloves all the time.

[Paddy]

Pun intended

OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole

Not eating his Corn Flakes... it also causes blindness


Corn Flakes Were Invented as Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade | Mental Floss

Sex with your wife was bad, but masturbation was even worse. “If illicit commerce of the sexes is a heinous sin,” Kellogg wrote, “self-pollution is a crime doubly abominable.” In Plain Facts for Old and Young: Embracing the Natural History and Hygiene of Organic Life, he cataloged 39 different symptoms of a person plagued by masturbation, including general infirmity, defective development, mood swings, fickleness, bashfulness, boldness, bad posture, stiff joints, fondness for spicy foods, acne, palpitations, and epilepsy.

[MrMarkyMark]

You can't expect anyone on here to give a toss.

[tarbera]

Pun intended

OJ Simpson caught masturbating in cell could impact parole