What, No Dragon?

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Churchill replied

21 November 2006, 11:26
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Has that got anything to do with putting Churchill between two slices of bread?

Hmmm, a Lard butty with extra Lard may be more nutritious!
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wonderwaif replied

21 November 2006, 10:32
Originally posted by SallyAnne

Is nobody going to mention spotted dick?

That's true isn't it?
Oh no....Doctor have a look at this quick!
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SallyAnne replied

21 November 2006, 10:24
Is nobody going to mention spotted dick?
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EternalOptimist replied

21 November 2006, 10:23
Blackpool rock doesnt have rocks in it
Sweeny Todd meat pies didnt contain anyone from The Sweeny
Scouse doesnt contain any scousers
Mince pies dont have minced meat
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Lucifer Box replied

21 November 2006, 05:43
You are all joking, right? Please be joking otherwise my whole world picture has just been turned upside down.

Surely cottage pie still has some cottage in it then? A bit of Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's River Cottage if you shop at F&M.
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mcquiggd replied

21 November 2006, 00:58
Shepard's Pie does not contain Shepards. Nore has it ever belonged to a Shepard.

And I doubt that every single Tuna was questioned to discover if 'some of my best friends are Dolphins' before being canned.

Supermarkets are lying b*stards.
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Denny replied

21 November 2006, 00:13
'Toad in the Hole' doesn't contain toads

Gypsy Tart doesn't contain gypsies

Mock Goose doesn't contain goose.

Chilli isn't a cold dish
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Lucy replied

20 November 2006, 21:48
And there was no elephant nor a castle ...
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MrsGoof replied

20 November 2006, 21:40
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

Sausages affected by draconian trade laws

did you mean
Sausages affected by dragonian trade laws

I'll get my coat
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Ardesco replied

20 November 2006, 21:38
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Lucifer Box replied

20 November 2006, 21:35
Originally posted by Lucy

Yes, and I bet there are people out there wondering why Smarties don't make them clever.

What about HotDogs ?

Don't they? Next you'll be telling me Swiss roll is made in an industrial complex in Northampton.

Has that got anything to do with putting Churchill between two slices of bread?
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Lucy replied

20 November 2006, 21:29
Yes, and I bet there are people out there wondering why Smarties don't make them clever.

What about HotDogs ?
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Lucifer Box started a topic What, No Dragon?

20 November 2006, 21:19
What, No Dragon?

It's good to know that our officials are working tirelessly to safeguard our interests. Are they going to ban "Toad in the hole" because of the lack of toads in the meal next?

Sausages affected by draconian trade laws

A SPICY sausage known as the Welsh Dragon will have to be renamed after trading standards’ officers warned the manufacturers that they could face prosecution because it does not contain dragon.

The sausages will now have to be labelled Welsh Dragon Pork Sausages to avoid any confusion among customers.

Jon Carthew, 45, who makes the sausages, said yesterday that he had not received any complaints about the absence of real dragon meat. He said: “I don’t think any of our customers believe that we use dragon meat in our sausages. We use the word because the dragon is synonymous with Wales.”

His company, the Black Mountains Smokery at Crickhowell, in Powys, turns out 200,000 sausages a year, including the Welsh Dragon, which is made with chili, leak and pork. A Powys County Council spokesman said: “The product was not sufficiently precise to inform a purchaser of the true nature of the food.”
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