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Previously on "Why is the daily mail lauding muslims?"

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
    That's screwed up logic if you think about it. Your ex-wives have escaped. It is the potential future ex-wives who should want to kill you to save themselves the risk of married life with you and all the associated boredom.
    One of the reasons I never eat at home....

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    At the moment I only look for ex-wives at the top of cliffs.
    That's screwed up logic if you think about it. Your ex-wives have escaped. It is the potential future ex-wives who should want to kill you to save themselves the risk of married life with you and all the associated boredom.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Dead men tell no tales

    Oh, by the way, next time you're out for a run round the Orme, do be careful for falling rocks.
    At the moment I only look for ex-wives at the top of cliffs. I will be sure to look for any ancient decrepit "gentleman" trying to chat them up.

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  • barrydidit
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    I thought this said 'laundering' muslims at first. I think I need a lie down.

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    I think she enjoyed watching you raise 2 children for whom you cannot be the father.

    And you killed off "porchy" in2001 - after your rehearsal on Diana....
    Dead men tell no tales

    Oh, by the way, next time you're out for a run round the Orme, do be careful for falling rocks.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by PhiltheGreek View Post
    Be worth another £350 million when you've finished paying for the repairs Brillo

    ps - the scarf thing is because I took Harry's beard clippers to her head when she dropped off the other afternoon - piss funny, but she didn't seem to enjoy it.
    I think she enjoyed watching you raise 2 children for whom you cannot be the father.

    And you killed off "porchy" in2001 - after your rehearsal on Diana....

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  • PhiltheGreek
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    The Queen steps out in her third headscarf in as many days | Daily Mail Online

    I can't believe the Daily Mail would promote Muslims.

    And no mention of how much her house is worth...
    Be worth another £350 million when you've finished paying for the repairs Brillo

    ps - the scarf thing is because I took Harry's beard clippers to her head when she dropped off the other afternoon - piss funny, but she didn't seem to enjoy it.

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  • BrilloPad
    started a topic Why is the daily mail lauding muslims?

    Why is the daily mail lauding muslims?

    The Queen steps out in her third headscarf in as many days | Daily Mail Online

    I can't believe the Daily Mail would promote Muslims.

    And no mention of how much her house is worth...

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