Reply to: MPs coming MPs Going

[original PM]

So you support ethnic cleansing? You're a right Brexit charmer.

Oooooh lady stop being so mean.

I am getting a boner for free here

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[shaunbhoy]

I can just imagine you cheering when the SNP only win 80% of the seats in Scotland this time round. You'll put your big retarded smiley faces on here saying they 'lost'. Then you'll wave a union jack and wee your pants with glee when the Torys win a majority with less than 40% of the vote. Your ******* stupidity is astounding.

SOOOOOO fooking easy!!!

[northernladyuk]

So when the next set of pikeys are moved on you'll happily let them tulip on your lawn and rob your fences for firewood then?

So you support ethnic cleansing? You're a right Brexit charmer.

[TestMangler]

If nothing else, I am looking forward to hearing Wee Jimmy Krankie blubbing into her porridge when the high watermark of SNP MP numbers comes crashing back down to a more realistic level.

With the Tory vote strengthening in Scotland, and the 1/3 of SNP voters that voted FOR Brexit largely defecting back to the Labour Party from whence they came, the political landscape north of the border is likely to look very different 7 weeks from now.

I can just imagine you cheering when the SNP only win 80% of the seats in Scotland this time round. You'll put your big retarded smiley faces on here saying they 'lost'. Then you'll wave a union jack and wee your pants with glee when the Torys win a majority with less than 40% of the vote. Your ******* stupidity is astounding.

[original PM]

I was at a friend's house lastw eek when the Tory county council candidate knocked on the door.

Friend: What are your priorities?
Candidate: Getting the Gypsies out of the county.
Friend: Which other groups will you be ethnically cleansing? The Jews?
Candidate walks away.

Good to see the nasty party has been tamed.

So when the next set of pikeys are moved on you'll happily let them tulip on your lawn and rob your fences for firewood then?

[shaunbhoy]

If nothing else, I am looking forward to hearing Wee Jimmy Krankie blubbing into her porridge when the high watermark of SNP MP numbers comes crashing back down to a more realistic level.

With the Tory vote strengthening in Scotland, and the 1/3 of SNP voters that voted FOR Brexit largely defecting back to the Labour Party from whence they came, the political landscape north of the border is likely to look very different 7 weeks from now.

[northernladyuk]

The Labour council candidates always come round. No MP candidate has ever come round, though.

I was at a friend's house lastw eek when the Tory county council candidate knocked on the door.

Friend: What are your priorities?
Candidate: Getting the Gypsies out of the county.
Friend: Which other groups will you be ethnically cleansing? The Jews?
Candidate walks away.

Good to see the nasty party has been tamed.

[barrydidit]

Nobody has ever knocked on my door.

But, since the same guy has been MP since before I was born, that's not really a surprise.

Normal service this time around too.

Tories admit they have 'no obvious candidate' to take on Barry Sheerman in the General Election - Huddersfield Examiner

[barrydidit]

Douglas Carswell formerly of UKIP before that a Tory is standing down. Apparently the Tories don't want him back.

Shot himself right in the foot there.

[SueEllen]

Douglas Carswell formerly of UKIP before that a Tory is standing down. Apparently the Tories don't want him back.

[thelastrosbif]

MPs coming MPs Going

Round my way we get regular visits from the infamous independent Kerry Smith, who was kicked out of UKIP for reportedly referring to a colleague as "chinky winky" :' )

[TheFaQQer]

The Labour council candidates always come round. No MP candidate has ever come round, though.

[barrydidit]

Nobody has ever knocked on my door.

But, since the same guy has been MP since before I was born, that's not really a surprise.

[SueEllen]

Vince Cable is attempting a comeback, I expect he'll be a bit more cheery this time when he knocks on my door. Mind you I was probably the 499th person that day who told him he wasn't getting my vote last time. And he won't be getting it this time either, but I think he may well sneak back in.

If you have 3 or more adult voters registered voters in your house, you should tell the 3 larger parties that someone in the household is voting for them.

Then add in "I am trying to persuade them otherwise so can't give you any names." Then shut the door.

Personally I hide when they come round to mine but have a full discussion when I'm at family or friends' just to see if the canvasser knows what they are talking about.

[Mordac]

Vince Cable is attempting a comeback, I expect he'll be a bit more cheery this time when he knocks on my door. Mind you I was probably the 499th person that day who told him he wasn't getting my vote last time. And he won't be getting it this time either, but I think he may well sneak back in.