9. Sturgeon spontaneously combusts due to too much self-righteousness.
10. The permanent grimace on May's face turns out to be a bad case of constipation.
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6. sasguru's claims to be ready to make a financial gain on Brexit turn out to be based on incorrect assumptions and he loses all £10 he put in.
7. The UK tries to negotiate an exchange of scooterscot for Gibraltar. Negotiations fail. EU adds in an extra clause insisting the UK takes Scotland with it. Gibraltar votes 98% to remain in UK. EU accidentally specifically states that it doesn't recognise democracy.
8. Britain gets deleted from the computer game 'Euro Truck Simulator 2'.Leave a comment:
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Brexit predictions
1. Scotland gets indyref & votes leave. Can't get in EU, SNP Land Reform Act (to reclaim grouse moors from hedge funds and other uber-rich types) results in Alba becoming anathema to World markets. Everyone eating grass and rocks within six months.
2. Shetland hosts Ref and leaves Scotland, becomes zero-tax oil caliphate/Crown Dependency.
3. Orkney hosts Ref and leaves to become Crown Dependency, no oil but bloated bourgeoisie of well-minted wind farmers. Everyone else reduced to playing fiddle in folk costume for visiting cruise liners.
4. City of London Corp declares itself an Enclave. Border fenced and mined, the Aldormen finally revealed as the one true Rosicrucian Order. Rest of London becomes remarkably similar to scenes from the film 'Escape from New York', sans Kurt Russel.
5. Gangs of Morris Dancers begin roaming the market towns, duffing up anyone drinking malted beverages below room temperature.
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