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Don't worry, pal, I'm sure she'll behave.Originally posted by woohoo View PostThe misses was down in London last week, said she could taste the pollution and the crap that came out of her nose was black.
She is down at parliament today for some kind of ladies networking thing. I know security is really tight but slightly worried.
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The misses was down in London last week, said she could taste the pollution and the crap that came out of her nose was black.
She is down at parliament today for some kind of ladies networking thing. I know security is really tight but slightly worried.
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Of course.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostThey're part of the union. TM's got that sorted.
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They're part of the union. TM's got that sorted.Originally posted by northernladyuk View PostFTFY
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FTFYOriginally posted by LondonManc View PostWith all that Scottish oil we've just found? Doubt it.
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20 minutes, really easy. Thanks.Originally posted by scooterscot View PostHow was the commute this morning?
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How was the commute this morning?Originally posted by LondonManc View PostAre you suggesting that his strong sense of smell has given way to a strong sense of entitlement?
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With all that oil we've just found? Doubt it.Originally posted by Eirikur View PostThanks to Brexit the Uk will soon have coal powered electricity plants in the middle of London again
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Its quite often the case when a being is suffering from lack of other sensory attributes that a particular sense will take over.Originally posted by LondonManc View PostAre you suggesting that his strong sense of smell has given way to a strong sense of entitlement?
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Thanks to Brexit the Uk will soon have coal powered electricity plants in the middle of London again
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Are you suggesting that his strong sense of smell has given way to a strong sense of entitlement?Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostSomething is though, right?

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Something is though, right?Originally posted by scooterscot View PostAlthough to be fair the smog is not affecting us here in the Bavarian alps. So yeah.
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Although to be fair the smog is not affecting us here in the Bavarian alps. So yeah.
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The old man had an enormous stinking tulip last year and I nearly divorced him.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI did an enormous poo a couple of days ago. I'd give it another couple of days if I were you.
I still find it painful to remember how he cheated on me with MF.
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