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northernladyuk replied

2 March 2017, 20:20
Rod Marsh : “So how’s your wife & my kids?”

Ian Botham : “The wife is fine but the kids are retarded”

Glen McGrath: “Why are you so fat?”

Eddo Brandes “Because every time I **** your wife, she gives me a biscuit.”
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shaunbhoy replied

2 March 2017, 20:14
"If my dog was half as ugly as you are I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards!"
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DimPrawn started a topic One liners that still make you chuckle

2 March 2017, 20:12
One liners that still make you chuckle

Angry wife: What you doing coming home this hour half drunk!
Man: I ran out of money.
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