Reply to: Philip Green Pays Up ....

[northernladyuk]

I was hoping the Queen would be available to do the deed.

How do you think she will feel with Pickles being present, naked, obviously?

Surely Fatty Soames would be more appropriate for a royal occasion?

Edit: always worth remembering that sex with Fatty is reputedly:

like having a wardrobe fall on top of you with the key sticking out

[MrMarkyMark]

He should be made to beg like a little doggy to keep his knighthood in front of a parliamentary committee, and then have it taken away from him while Eric Pickles sits on top of him and farts in his face.

I was hoping the Queen would be available to do the deed.

How do you think she will feel with Pickles being present, naked, obviously?

[northernladyuk]

I just don't Like Green, he's the British version of an oligarch, brash and the penultimate definition of new money.

Taking his knighthood would hurt him more than you could imagine, possibly more than losing the cash.

New money likes nothing more to be endorsed and embraced by old, it legitimises them.

He should be made to beg like a little doggy to keep his knighthood in front of a parliamentary committee, and then have it taken away from him while Eric Pickles sits on top of him and farts in his face.

[MrMarkyMark]

I'm getting worried about posters on here - some of them are starting to sound like the liberal elite.

I just don't Like Green, he's the British version of an oligarch, brash and the penultimate definition of new money.

Taking his knighthood would hurt him more than you could imagine, possibly more than losing the cash.

New money likes nothing more to be endorsed and embraced by old, it legitimises them.

[SueEllen]

That would happen prior to his incarceration.

I'm getting worried about posters on here - some of them are starting to sound like the liberal elite.

[MrMarkyMark]

Would be more fun to strip him of his knighthood.

That would happen prior to his incarceration.

[SueEllen]

Wasn't really his in the first place.

They should have locked the big fat feck up, as well.

Would be more fun to strip him of his knighthood.

[MrMarkyMark]

£363M / 30,000 pensions, I wouldn't be very happy....

Wasn't really his in the first place.

They should have locked the big fat feck up, as well.

[tiggat]

https://www.theguardian.com/business...gulator-report

£363M / 30,000 pensions, I wouldn't be very happy....

[The_Equalizer]

His wife is the major shareholder in all his companies as she is a resident of Monaco so isn't subject to UK tax.

This strategy works well until you want a divorce.

Then it's time for a Maxwell.

[SueEllen]

No-one is asking where the funds came from then? Out from under a mattress perhaps?

His wife is the major shareholder in all his companies as she is a resident of Monaco so isn't subject to UK tax.

This strategy works well until you want a divorce.

[Lost It]

No-one is asking where the funds came from then? Out from under a mattress perhaps?

[BrilloPad]

https://www.theguardian.com/business...gulator-report

[LondonManc]

So he took Hundreds of £M out as dividends
That means a fair bit of CT and/or Personal tax Y/N?

If Y then will this money be reconciled in BHS accounts as a Pension Contribution hence UK Gov have to repay the CT + any Tax he paid himself?
Or will it be paid into the Pension direct and hence UK Gov will refund the income tax?

Either way surely the Tax Payer (yes you over there in the corner sir) will foot a fair bit of this contribution.
Or is it much more devious than a minion like I can comprehend?

There's probably a negotiation to be had with HM Treasury for something on this scale.

[DallasDad]

So he took Hundreds of £M out as dividends
That means a fair bit of CT and/or Personal tax Y/N?

If Y then will this money be reconciled in BHS accounts as a Pension Contribution hence UK Gov have to repay the CT + any Tax he paid himself?
Or will it be paid into the Pension direct and hence UK Gov will refund the income tax?

Either way surely the Tax Payer (yes you over there in the corner sir) will foot a fair bit of this contribution.
Or is it much more devious than a minion like I can comprehend?