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Previously on "Funny named people you have worked with."

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  • PeterSon55
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    used to know another Alan Parsons as well. we joked about him signing the vinyl for us

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  • seeourbee
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    Very good, I like that

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  • northernladyuk
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    Originally posted by seeourbee View Post
    I work with civil servants. They're an utter joke, does that count.
    Only if one or more of them is called Sybil Serpent.

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  • seeourbee
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    I work with civil servants. They're an utter joke, does that count.

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  • original PM
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    The most annoying part of this thread is that the help desk used to have a list of funny names they had taken calls from.

    And i cannot remember any of them.

    One was something with banana but .....

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  • DimPrawn
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    I worked at a client, and on the system, working there a guy listed as:

    Ali G

    I expected this:



    Turns out it was short for Alistair Gainsborough and he looked and sounded like this:



    Very odd.

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  • RonBW
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    My dad used to work with Dr Horst Scheidt which we found amusing as children.

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  • BoredBloke
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    Just looking on our mail and found this

    Pooja Wankar and Sterin M Titty

    Years ago at Shell we had David Bowie and Terry McDermott

    At GSK we had Tom Bollock and Fanny Gravey and there was a Dick Gigante
    Last edited by BoredBloke; 8 February 2017, 11:09.

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    You never worked with me though. We were doing 'real work'. What would we have needed a B.A. for ? (We already had a bird in the team to make the tea).
    Ah yes, your 'Test Cell'. I remember the scene. Picture TestMangler locked away with Quality Centre, a skype link to the needful doers and plate glass walls to shield the general populace from the inevitable stream of profanity.

    Very entertaining. And cheaper than a trip to Monkey World.

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    Can you confirm Barry adds more value since he had the botox?
    If he has, they injected it in the wrong place

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by TestMangler View Post
    You never worked with me though. We were doing 'real work'. What would we have needed a B.A. for ? (We already had a bird in the team to make the tea).
    Can you confirm Barry adds more value since he had the botox?

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  • TestMangler
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    When I worked with a diksh!t he was called TestMangler



    You really shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet
    You never worked with me though. We were doing 'real work'. What would we have needed a B.A. for ? (We already had a bird in the team to make the tea).

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
    Terrified. But that's what happens when a Yorkshireman is owed money by a Jock.
    Ah

    Worse than Crystal Maze

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  • barrydidit
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    Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
    No.


    But one of the worst realisations I have to come to on here is TM and I would likely get on - as fine as can be expected, given the base materials we have to work with .



    That has taken quite some time as even "barrydiddallas" seems a little worried around him .

    Terrified. But that's what happens when a Yorkshireman is owed money by a Jock.

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  • MrMarkyMark
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    Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
    You met TM then?
    No.


    But one of the worst realisations I have to come to on here is TM and I would likely get on - as fine as can be expected, given the base materials we have to work with .



    That has taken quite some time as even "barrydiddallas" seems a little worried around him .

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