Chico, I need your advice.

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Mickmanus replied

14 November 2006, 16:31
Wash your hands before you eat

Originally posted by Buffoon

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.

Wash your hands before you eat and stop blaming the good people of Tescos and Cornwall
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Lucifer Box replied

14 November 2006, 15:52
Originally posted by Logie

Have you tried asking Gillian McKeith ?

Have you seen her? Flipping skeletal crone she is. I've never seen a worse advert for her own products or a woman more in dire need of a steak and kidney pudding and mushy peas.
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Logie replied

14 November 2006, 15:34
Dunno about signs from God but at least she'll be able to tell you if you are getting your vitamins

Originally posted by Buffoon

Does she give spiritual advice? Bloody woman, ‘eat this’, ‘don’t eat that’, now you say she dictates how we should interpret signs from God.
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sasguru replied

14 November 2006, 15:21
Woof! Woof! Now that's a sign from dog.

IGMC
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Buffoon replied

14 November 2006, 15:13
Originally posted by Logie

Have you tried asking Gillian McKeith ?

Does she give spiritual advice? Bloody woman, ‘eat this’, ‘don’t eat that’, now you say she dictates how we should interpret signs from God.
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Logie replied

14 November 2006, 14:43
Have you tried asking Gillian McKeith ?

Originally posted by Buffoon

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.
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Flubster replied

13 November 2006, 12:40
One problem with this. It seems that pasties originated from Devon after the discovery of a 16th century recipe is some accounts. It is the devils work. Stick to raw steak.
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sasguru replied

13 November 2006, 12:34
Please come to our Alpha Brainwashing course where your bowel experiences will be explained to you.

HTH
Chico
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Lucifer Box replied

13 November 2006, 12:32
The devil moves bowels in mysterious ways.
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Churchill replied

13 November 2006, 12:29
Originally posted by Buffoon

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.

Stone?

More like "Pebble Dash"...
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Buffoon started a topic Chico, I need your advice.

13 November 2006, 12:28
Chico, I need your advice.

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.
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