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Previously on "Houndslow Borough Council"

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  • HankWangford
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    Originally posted by hattra
    Was this you then

    The Hitman and Her

    "I remember a particular dancer all Kajagoogoo'ed up (remember them?!)and strutting his stuff - scenes of Alan patridge in a thong springs to mind...lol I really don't know why i watched this series back then, i guess it was just an 80's thing!"
    wiggie

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  • hattra
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Ah well, I left <cough-cough> years ago and can remember when Galvins was the Crown Inn, so things may very well have changed a lot. When I lived there the Hacienda was a night club and, yes, I was that tosser dancing on the podium during the infamous episode of "The Hit Man and Her".
    Was this you then

    The Hitman and Her

    "I remember a particular dancer all Kajagoogoo'ed up (remember them?!)and strutting his stuff - scenes of Alan patridge in a thong springs to mind...lol I really don't know why i watched this series back then, i guess it was just an 80's thing!"

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Why, thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I wish I was a lesbian - you blokes are vile
    Why, thank you, that's the nicest thing anyone's said to me all week.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box


    I did. That's all the training I needed. Except possibly drinking guiness and black for extra staining power.

    I wish I was a lesbian - you blokes are vile

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    It must seem a lifetime ago compared to dirty nappies eh? (Unless you drank Guiness of course)


    I did. That's all the training I needed. Except possibly drinking guiness and black for extra staining power.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Those were the days. Allegedly.

    It must seem a lifetime ago compared to dirty nappies eh? (Unless you drank Guiness of course)

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  • Lucifer Box
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Ahhhh
    Those were the days. Allegedly.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucy
    Hard to say, if I find someone better he is getting the chop. There is no excuse for being as dull as he can be.

    Anymore news on the Houndslow Borough front, sounds like it would be okay for the Christmas lull - give you some easy cash maybe.

    So he's a gonner and doesn't even know it then? Poor lad! You should chop him now and enjoy being single for a while man!

    No news yet - my CV only went in today. I cant stad this non-working thing man - Its only been 2/3 weeks and I'm going nuts!

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  • Lucy
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    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    1 oddball per week is a great ratio! I worked with civil servants on my last gig - I was lucky to get through a morning without spotting a new wierdo!

    Oh no, is all not well? Or are you just having a stuck-in-a-rut phase?
    Hard to say, if I find someone better he is getting the chop. There is no excuse for being as dull as he can be.

    Anymore news on the Houndslow Borough front, sounds like it would be okay for the Christmas lull - give you some easy cash maybe.

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  • SallyAnne
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    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
    Maybe I did. You couldn't often remember much after a night at the Hacienda.

    However, I'm sure such an occasion would have been sufficiently memorable to overcome the renowned Hacienda haze though.

    Ahhhh

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by Xenophon
    I've seen worse lines get results...
    I guess I was trying to chat up the wrong women at uni then.....

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by Ardesco
    Surely they should know...

    Thats like me walking up to a human female and saying "Us male Humans have penis' you know" and expecting a shag!!!!
    I've seen worse lines get results...

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  • Ardesco
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Works well with lady Giant Alien Lizards
    Surely they should know...

    Thats like me walking up to a human female and saying "Us male Humans have penis' you know" and expecting a shag!!!!

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  • Xenophon
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    We have forked tongues you know.
    The best chat-up line ever.

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