Berlin to send back thousands of British hipsters

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greenlake replied

23 January 2017, 05:38
Awww shit....you mean this isn't real....?
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scooterscot replied

23 January 2017, 03:40
He he
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Bee replied

22 January 2017, 22:23
Originally posted by RetSet View Post

You did see it was in The Daily Mash, didn't you?

Why? Is this a crap website?
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RetSet replied

22 January 2017, 22:09
Originally posted by Bee View Post

Why I'm not surprised.

You did see it was in The Daily Mash, didn't you?
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Bee replied

22 January 2017, 20:50
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Berlin will never be the same.

Source: Berlin to send back thousands of British hipsters

Why I'm not surprised.
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scooterscot started a topic Berlin to send back thousands of British hipsters

22 January 2017, 19:16
Berlin to send back thousands of British hipsters

Berlin will never be the same.

BERLIN will return thousands of hipsters when Britain leaves the EU, it has emerged.

Angela Merkel confirmed that British hipsters would be expelled post-Brexit as they have little to offer Germany except basic website design skills and minimal techno club nights.

She said: “We cannot be expected to support thousands of aspiring musicians and bloggers with names like ‘DJ Leo Fukk’ and ‘Tufty’.

“They are nice enough but utterly useless. We have plenty of local young people who can serve cocktails in a surly way.”

Theresa May had hoped Berlin and Barcelona would sign a proposed ‘Hipster Accord’ where they agree to keep an estimated 186,000 UK hipsters in exchange for unlimited free entrance to London tourist attractions.

Berlin-based hipster Wayne Hayes said: “I had hoped to remain here for the rest of my life, or a least until I get too old to take ketamine in former meat-packing warehouses and have to go back to Essex to sleep in my parents’ conservatory.”

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