Safe brolllies

[Francko]

Full length or telescopic?

There no such thing as safe sex.

[hattra]

Judging by the prices they charge for a brolly, I reckon you own a Porsche and a folding bike.



I buy mine from Boots at £7 a throw.

Poundland

[thunderlizard]

That's disturbing. You're like Julian Clarey but with IR35 innuendos instead of sex ones.

[Denny]

As long as it is a James Smith and Sons I don't care.

Judging by the prices they charge for a brolly, I reckon you own a Porsche and a folding bike.



I buy mine from Boots at £7 a throw.

[threaded]

As long as it is a James Smith and Sons I don't care.

[Denny]

Full length or telescopic?