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TheOmegaMan replied

10 November 2006, 12:48
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

Jabberwocky, you have returned to save us!

Alas no, Jabberwocky is no more. He was nailed to a cross by those in authority and left there to rot in the sun.

His legacy lives on through constant prayer and medication.
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Flubster replied

10 November 2006, 12:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan

I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C

I am more than happy for you to accept this accolade. It is a burden I have carried for far too long...

Last edited by Flubster; 10 November 2006, 12:11.
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Emperor Dalek replied

10 November 2006, 12:00
Originally posted by ZARDOZ

I am the one true CUK god.

Jabberwocky, you have returned to save us!
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Francko replied

10 November 2006, 11:58
Originally posted by ZARDOZ

I am the one true CUK god.

That works only with Chico.
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ZARDOZ replied

10 November 2006, 11:57
I am the one true CUK god.
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Francko replied

10 November 2006, 11:57
That's the best you can come up with? You are hopeless.

I have more money and work less than DP
I work more weekends than Milan
I have a better avatar than AtW
I spell better than Fleetwood
I am more suicidal than Helios
I am more feminine than Sally Anne
I talk more boll0cks than sasguru
I have more children than shaunboy
I am more chav than MF
I hate foreigners more than McQuidd
I am more pervert than Xoggoth
I am older than Hattra
I have more hair than monkey
I am more nut about religion than Chico
I have more skin than zeitghost
I am more english than Tony english

guys.... you are hopeless! It's a clear win.
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hyperD replied

10 November 2006, 11:32
I've got the Fuzziest Muff.
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n5gooner replied

10 November 2006, 10:30
I have more money than Threaded!
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Emperor Dalek replied

10 November 2006, 10:24
Originally posted by wonderwaif

No I'm sorry, that's me.

Tony Blair
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wonderwaif replied

10 November 2006, 10:22
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

I've got the biggest dome.

No I'm sorry, that's me.

Tony Blair
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Mordac replied

10 November 2006, 10:21
Originally posted by MarillionFan

I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster

Not sure about the hairy arse, but I can certainly vouch for the BO.
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thunderlizard replied

9 November 2006, 21:42
I am the most contractory of all of you. Incorporated while still in full time education and never had a permanent employment contract.
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sasguru replied

9 November 2006, 21:39
Originally posted by MarillionFan

I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C

Now I can never take you seriously again.
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MarillionFan replied

9 November 2006, 19:55
I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C
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Emperor Dalek replied

9 November 2006, 19:23
I've got the biggest dome.
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