Self discrimination

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Mordac replied

9 November 2006, 18:05
I reckon you'd need to get Cherie Bliar on the case to make absolutely sure...
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BoredBloke replied

9 November 2006, 17:22
"Yes your honour, everywhere I went I would be there with my hands all over me touching myself. It got so bad that I literally couldn't move without groping myself. In the end I attacked myself on the toilet and sexually assulted myself in the cubicle. etc etc"
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Francko replied

9 November 2006, 17:05
Originally posted by Buffoon

I would not employ myself. I think it’s because I am a fat, old, ugly gezza.

Can I get legal aid to sue myself?

I wouldn't employ me more than I wouldn't employ you. And I can get more legal aid.
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Xenophon replied

9 November 2006, 16:54
Originally posted by TonyEnglish

How about nipping off to the toilet for a w@nk and then doing yourself for sexual harassment. The award is tax free isn't it?

Nice fringe benefits too.
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BoredBloke replied

9 November 2006, 16:54
How about nipping off to the toilet for a w@nk and then doing yourself for sexual harassment. The award is tax free isn't it?
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Mordac replied

9 November 2006, 16:31
Only if you also think you're a Muslim. Try wearing a veil - might help with the ugly thing as well.
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Buffoon started a topic Self discrimination

9 November 2006, 16:28
Self discrimination

I would not employ myself. I think it’s because I am a fat, old, ugly gezza.

Can I get legal aid to sue myself?
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