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Milan, you really are a cock sometimes. However, you do provide some small measure of amusement, which is rare on here so I will let you off.
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MF,
December is a bad month for looking.
Milan in 'feeling more relaxed' mode.
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True enough. If you can only secure your new role six weeks before the old one finishes you're in trouble.
I remember I used to plan 3 years in advance, including contracts on software that Microsoft hadn't written yet.
Come on NedProd -I've got a Tornado Project lined up for June!!
Sheesh.
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fear not folks
things are looking up
after the photo interview yesterday afternoon and the followup that one if looking like a cert
driving home agent calls about one of the others I told him speed up your client cos I just had an interview for another and am waiting for the offer
clients are a little slow, the jobs are there
rate is higher
Milan.
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Originally posted by DimPrawnJeez Milan you sail close to the wind.
With only 7 weeks to run on your current contract and after a massive search lasting a whole few days you pull one out of the bag.
Exciting stuff.
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesAt this juncture, I don't know whether that would be brave or stupid - you see, whilst I appreciate that the Oracle world is a small one, so is the world in general - and, despite my screen name, if my Gov't client(s) read some of my posts, I'd probably be banged up on the grounds of inciting racial hatred - which, frankly, would just be commercial
I push my luck enough as it is by reading the Shooting Times at my desk
Fair enough I understand!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneBravo!!
So are you brave enough to tell me any projects you've worked on then...incase our paths have ever crossed? The Oracle world is very small!
I push my luck enough as it is by reading the Shooting Times at my desk
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesI'm reasonably normal, in the grand scheme and all that. This job is boring... I do it to pay the mortgage, fund my hobbies during the shooting and fishing seasons, and buy beer...
As for the clone - if you've got a spare set of datafiles knocking around on disk, about five minutes - if not, as long as it takes to copy/backup and restore/generally misappropriate some datafiles, plus about five minutes. Afterall, it ain't rocket science - it's just that the usual bunch of c***s that call themselves DBA's would have you believe it is. W*****s, IMHO.
HTH
So are you brave enough to tell me any projects you've worked on then...incase our paths have ever crossed? The Oracle world is very small!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneI'm suprised you're a DBA like - you sound quite normal!
How long does it take you to do a clone? I always base my opinions of DBA on that
As for the clone - if you've got a spare set of datafiles knocking around on disk, about five minutes - if not, as long as it takes to copy/backup and restore/generally misappropriate some datafiles, plus about five minutes. Afterall, it ain't rocket science - it's just that the usual bunch of c***s that call themselves DBA's would have you believe it is. W*****s, IMHO.
HTH
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Originally posted by EqualOpportunitiesNo worries mate - if I hear of anything you'll be the first to know.
I am, I'm afraid, that web-browsing chair-twirling prima donna at the mo. Good til April, I should think...
How long does it take you to do a clone? I always base my opinions of DBA on that
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it's not over yet nothing on paper yet
but this is a big step in the right direction.
will leave the current contract a month early
Milan.
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If I bring a couple extra beers up to you till, can you let me through for free
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Originally posted by milanbenesat fecking last
just had a telephone interview and got an offer for S for
1st of December
and a payrise. sorteeeeeeeeeeed.
Milan.
Seriously, congrats.
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Jeez Milan you sail close to the wind.
With only 7 weeks to run on your current contract and after a massive search lasting a whole few days you pull one out of the bag.
Exciting stuff.
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