Ah, but cunning johnny foreigner has formed a syndicate of around 1 million people, who will all come to the UK if they win with their £100 share and live on benefits.
Doomed.
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I reckon it's all those eastern europeans joining the EU and taking our lottery money
There are so many of 'em that 5 numbers gets you a free Trabant (with an empty fuel tank).
Bloody foreigners!
When romania joins, 5 numbers will equal a Sinclair C5 (with a flat battery).Leave a comment:
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It's not for no reason that the lottery is called a tax on people who can't do maths.Leave a comment:
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It's a well-known fact that the returns average out at less than a hundredth of the odds. In future leave the euro-lottery to fuckwits.Originally posted by MarillionFanLeave a comment:
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No of matches No of winners UK Results £s per winnerOriginally posted by MarillionFanFor matching 5 numbers, 3 normal and both bonus on the Euro Lottery.
Gotta be £50+ quid or something. Bloody prize breakdown aint showing yet?
Match 5 and 2 Stars 0 £0.00
Match 5 and 1 Star 12 £413,010.10
Match 5 15 £93,764.40
Match 4 and 2 Stars 228 £4,406.20
Match 4 and 1 Star 3303 £202.70
Match 4 4914 £95.40
Match 3 and 2 Stars 10924 £61.30
Match 3 and 1 Star 156268 £21.80
Match 2 and 2 Stars 156019 £18.80
Match 3 227785 £13.80
Match 1 and 2 Stars 786547 £8.60
Match 2 and 1 Star 2239412 £7.10
Totals 3585427 £7,066,107.10Leave a comment:
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Results in £61.60. For five f-cking numbers!!!!!!!!!!!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
I was going to track AtW down and buy him a microwave & a deluxe tin of beans.
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.Leave a comment:
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Odds of 7,705 to 1.
Pay £96.50
Thought I might have been able to have a holiday. What a bloody swizz!!!Leave a comment:
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What do you get?
For matching 5 numbers, 3 normal and both bonus on the Euro Lottery.
Gotta be £50+ quid or something. Bloody prize breakdown aint showing yet?
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