Can't work out which is worse
a) person farting in meeting
b) woman with child at breast (making loud sucking noises)
It happened !!!!
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Perhaps one with with a mini mic and speaker with a soundwave inverter to cancel the noise of the fart.
Thats one way of definitely making sure you buy Duracell Max - you don't want to let a great ripper off in the meeting room to find you have a flat battery.
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The pads deal with the oders, we need a new invention to deal with the noises --- Flat-Silencer
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MarillionFan will be so relieved. He's lost so many contracts because of this problem, I'm sure he'll be delighted to hear about this. Thanks.
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Flat - Deodorizer
http://www.flat-d.com/fldi.html
Throw it away after use!
Assures FULL odor absorbtion every day
The Flatulence Deodorizer - Disposable is an activated charcoal cloth pad that is worn taped inside the underwear next to the buttocks. The wearer is virtually unaware of its presence because it thin and comfortable inside the undergarment. The activated carbon cloth pad is disposable so you can throw it away after use. When intestinal gas is expelled the flatulence filter pad absorbs the gas odor normally associated with the gassy discharge or flatus. Those with digestive disorders such as IBS, Irritable Bowel Syndrome, Lactose Intolerance, Diabetes, spastic colon, Crohn's, Colitis, Celiac, menstrual odors, diverticulitis, will regain confidence, end embarrassment, live life again, and enjoy freedom with this inconspicuous pad. No more smelly episodes, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your undergarment or panties. No longer do you have to take Beano or Gasx or Innermint to neutralize your stomach gas or passing gas. The flatulence deodorizer is like having on charcoal underwear and will eliminate your gas odors. There is no cure for flatulence but this is a simple solution for absorbing odor at the source.
10 pads in a package. Also includes 10 pieces of tape and full instructions.Tags: None
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