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Just had a PM from MF, he said he hasn't stood up when having a pee for years and has a custom made throne, from the same makers that used to do Elvis's toilets.
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Did you read that article.
Jesus you could almost hear the gnashing of the feminazi teeth.
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I have actually see urinals on a plane before. I used to be an air despatcher based at RAF Lyneham. The only toilet facilities on the Hercules were two urinals by the ramp. These things are an interesting experience trying to stand up while being buffeted about – not very safe when the ramp is down I can tell you from experience! No hand washing facilities either.
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FTFYOriginally posted by MrMarkyMark View PostTrue, its only Walter Mitty Air that has a hot water tub that fits MF in First Class
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True, its only Walter Mitty Air that has wider doors in First ClassOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostHow so? He hasn't been able to fit into a plane toilet in years and has to wear incontinence pants. I bet he's well chuffed.
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My apologies lad! Haven't had my morning coffee yetOriginally posted by barrydidit View PostHow so? He hasn't been able to fit into a plane toilet in years and has to wear incontinence pants. I bet he's well chuffed.
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How so? He hasn't been able to fit into a plane toilet in years and has to wear incontinence pants. I bet he's well chuffed.Originally posted by FatLazyContractor View PostWell, then MF is stuffed.
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MFs OK, economy only, although I'm sure he also recognises how "painful" flying economy is
As if flying long haul in economy wasn’t painful enough, Airbus is basically adding another class: woman.
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Well, then MF is stuffed.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostUrinals on planes? Make sure to go before you leave home, ladies*
I bet they don't have them in first class.
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Urinals on jets?
Urinals on planes? Make sure to go before you leave home, ladies
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