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Yes they are. They are classic cars.Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostYour car must be really old if you can fix it
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Your car must be really old if you can fix itOriginally posted by The_Equalizer View PostFix my own car and mow my own lawn which already puts me ahead of you.


Sorry but my hourly rate makes it non cost-effective to work on low level stuff, rather than paying someone.
I do mow my lawn though. I have a mechanical mower which has the benefit of keeping me fit.
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Fix my own car and mow my own lawn which already puts me ahead of you.Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostWhat can you do?
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Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostWell I need to apologise. I remember a couple of conversations back in the late noughties when I cast doubt on your ambitions, but you proved me wrong. Nothing much else I can say, your persistence paid off. Total respect.
I was too big to fail...
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Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostAh bless. Look SAS you've got a friend.
I get the feeling that even though you're thick as two planks you know that deep down. That's ok, though.
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Ah bless. Look SAS you've got a friend.Originally posted by AtW View PostHe can pour pint of cheap bitter
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Well I need to apologise. I remember a couple of conversations back in the late noughties when I cast doubt on your ambitions, but you proved me wrong. Nothing much else I can say, your persistence paid off. Total respect.Originally posted by AtW View PostShhhhh....
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Hey you going to Bucks tomorrow? Very well done AtwOriginally posted by AtW View PostHe can pour pint of cheap bitter
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Ive been on this forum for 11 years. When I started it was full of successful IT contractors, now its full of saloon bar bores. What can you do? I work from home and this is my outlet.Originally posted by The_Equalizer View PostSo successful in fact that you spend hours, day after day, posting on CUK.
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So successful in fact that you spend hours, day after day, posting on CUK.Originally posted by CretinWatcher View PostTo answer your question, my life has been very successful yes. Thanks for asking.
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