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Previously on "First Time Robber Checklist"
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First Time Robber Checklist
1) Get pished to build up courage
2) Pick Victim
3) Steal glasses and run off laughing
4) Video me doing this
5) Post on youtube under the username "wxmboyz"
6) Get put in prison.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=ETzcKIKhUhk
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/north_east/6090992.stm
I mean how STUPID are these people. A for stealing in the first place. If it had been me that had my glasses knicked I would have a turned round grabbed the first ****er with the camera phone I could find and battered him round the head with it. They had what 4 camera phones out...I think i could have got 3 or 4 of them and ran off in the opposite direction and kept them for the police to use as evidence.
I hope some big guy will domainate them in prison
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