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I have a feeling the sort of sexual encounter SallyAnne is accoustomed to would be classified as rape down south!
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Looks like Sally Anne is of the "Brace yerself Sheila" school of hard knocks.Originally posted by ArdescoYou have obviously not experianced it then my dear!!!

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You have obviously not experianced it then my dear!!!Originally posted by SallyAnneMaking love?!!!! Are you a gay?!!
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It's just my special offer for the autumn season. 3 for the price of 1.Originally posted by SallyAnne
And Sas - you get what you pay for!
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Originally posted by ArdescoMy god they must be desperate (or hideously ugly) up North....
Or the men are tulipe when it comes to making love....
Making love?!!!! Are you a gay?!!
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I have edited my post accordingly
(For some reason the last option didn't come to mind straight away...)
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Not at all - sometimes its just nice to have a professional on the job!Originally posted by ArdescoMy god they must be desperate (or hideously ugly) up North....
And Sas - you get what you pay for!
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Oil do it forra a fiver.Originally posted by SallyAnneI know a lot of women who'd take you up on that
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Originally posted by TheMonkeyA good servicing for £50
I know a lot of women who'd take you up on that
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I have one of those. It's a very satifying feeling knowing you are getting paid while the pimp gets you to repeat your cv back to them and tries to entice some names of people at your last place of work out of you.
I really must give them contact details for Mr Omogodur Fooltanku and find out if they phone up asking for him sometime.... :P
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Nearly did this but consumers hate premium rate lines and tend to avoid if they can. I forward my 0845 number to the mobile cause I don't really use the landline, if I didn't I'd have a 0870 for pimps to ringOriginally posted by DimPrawnIdea.
Offer telephone support on premium rate line. The more the feckers call you with problems, the more you make.
Kerrrrrrrching.
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And to you. Yell if you need recommendations for advertising bods/printing etc.Originally posted by MordacI'm starting something similar in the Sarf, so I doubt our paths would have crossed then. Good luck.
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Idea.
Offer telephone support on premium rate line. The more the feckers call you with problems, the more you make.
Kerrrrrrrching.
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