Reply to: Yet another EU referendum thread

[scooterscot]

That's the thing with you sweaties, it's never your incomprehensible lingo, is it?

Your patter is that music i hear in da elevator.

[MrMarkyMark]

FTFY

It would be a friendly chibbing. I.e. Not fatal.

[Mordac]

Something wrong with yer heid.

That's the thing with you sweaties, it's never your incomprehensible lingo, is it?

[stek]

It would be a friendly stabbing. I.e. Not fatal.

Could also administer a wee Malkie?

[scooterscot]

It would be a friendly stabbing. I.e. Not fatal.

[SueEllen]

But the attitude never changes. Ya baz.

That's why I'm careful how much I insult you - don't want to be stabbed. You Glaswegians are more violent than Londoners as shown when someone tried to blow up your airport...

[scooterscot]

But the attitude never changes. Ya baz.

[SueEllen]

Something wrong with yer heid.

You don't live there anymore so your accent will be weaker.

Plus people who work with others outside the area tend to have more understandable accents.

[scooterscot]

I need subtitles for true Glaswegian accents.

I've lived up North and worked with Northerners both sides of the Pennines and they didn't understand them either.

Something wrong with yer heid.

[SueEllen]

I need subtitles for true Glaswegian accents.

I've lived up North and worked with Northerners both sides of the Pennines and they didn't understand them either.

[m0n1k3r]

Subtitles, maybe, but no need for translators. Unless you know anyone who can translate Geordie into Welsh?

Subtitles at the police, border control, NHS etc?

[Mordac]

No, we need British translators for British people.

Subtitles, maybe, but no need for translators. Unless you know anyone who can translate Geordie into Welsh?

[m0n1k3r]

They move to the UK and work for the police, border control, NHS etc.

No, we need British translators for British people.

[Mordac]

They move to the UK and work for the police, border control, NHS etc.

If they speak any form of English, they will be automatically disqualified...

[SueEllen]

They may indeed all speak English. But what would happen to the seven million* EU translators?

* Estimated, might well have gone up since then.

They move to the UK and work for the police, border control, NHS etc.