Reply to: The official EU referendum results thread

[minestrone]

74% turnout.

49% leave, 51% remain.

[scooterscot]

Is she though? I think, technically, the Duke of Westminster is richer than her.

[OwlHoot]

Someone ironic about asking the country's richest person to decide the fate of the poorest on a referendum over the same.

Is she though? I think, technically, the Duke of Westminster is richer than her.

[VectraMan]

Plenty of time for that yet. One week before the day, the Brexiters will get a couple of encouraging poll results stating that they are in front. Cue Camoron, Khan and a few others appearing in the dailys with their pictures and signatures on a fake 'vow' to the people of Britain that they will secure further protection against immigration and more rebate thus providing a solution that is better, faster and safer than leaving the EU. This will, of course, convince enough undecided to vote remain. Camoron will appear on the steps of Downing St the morning after Bremain wins and promise somewhat less and deliver **** all. How about that for a bold prediction ??

You could be right about the first bit, but the only people dumb enough to believe a vow to reduce immigration are the people currently believing that The Justice Secretary can reduce VAT on fuel and increase spending on the NHS. I.e. chumps. So if he were to do something that stupid and desperate it wouldn't change the outcome.

[OwlHoot]

Oh we have to specify a winning margin do we. I reckon 55 stay, 45 leave.

I reckon it will be the other way round, 55 leave, 45 stay.

[TestMangler]

Very bold. Except you missed out the bit where MI5 stuff the ballot boxes with remain votes.

No need to go that far, Mr Conspiracy

When they bundle the individual papers into stacks of 500 and band them, they just get a couple of counters in each area to put 498 'leave' votes with a 'remain' top and bottom into bundles.

[barrydidit]

Plenty of time for that yet. One week before the day, the Brexiters will get a couple of encouraging poll results stating that they are in front. Cue Camoron, Khan and a few others appearing in the dailys with their pictures and signatures on a fake 'vow' to the people of Britain that they will secure further protection against immigration and more rebate thus providing a solution that is better, faster and safer than leaving the EU. This will, of course, convince enough undecided to vote remain. Camoron will appear on the steps of Downing St the morning after Bremain wins and promise somewhat less and deliver **** all. How about that for a bold prediction ??

Very bold. Except you missed out the bit where MI5 stuff the ballot boxes with remain votes.

[TestMangler]

Have remain made any promises? I don't think they have. It's the other side promising tax cuts and NHS spending increases even though none of them have the power to deliver them even if they do win.

85% turnout. 60% Brexit.

Plenty of time for that yet. One week before the day, the Brexiters will get a couple of encouraging poll results stating that they are in front. Cue Camoron, Khan and a few others appearing in the dailys with their pictures and signatures on a fake 'vow' to the people of Britain that they will secure further protection against immigration and more rebate thus providing a solution that is better, faster and safer than leaving the EU. This will, of course, convince enough undecided to vote remain. Camoron will appear on the steps of Downing St the morning after Bremain wins and promise somewhat less and deliver **** all. How about that for a bold prediction ??

[DodgyAgent]

Have remain made any promises? I don't think they have. It's the other side promising tax cuts and NHS spending increases even though none of them have the power to deliver them even if they do win.

85% turnout. 60% Brexit.

Remain may not have made any promises but they have refused to lay out what happens if we stay in the EU.

[Old Greg]

50% remain, 50% brexit

The Queen gets the casting vote.

In the event of a tie, Boris and Dave go head-to-head in a Dead-Pig-Fvckathon.

[scooterscot]

Democracy in action.

Someone ironic about asking the country's richest person to decide the fate of the poorest on a referendum over the same.

[VectraMan]

50% remain, 50% brexit

The Queen gets the casting vote.

Democracy in action.

[ctdctd]

50% remain, 50% brexit

The Queen gets the casting vote.

[Old Greg]

Have remain made any promises? I don't think they have. It's the other side promising tax cuts and NHS spending increases even though none of them have the power to deliver them even if they do win.

85% turnout. 60% Brexit.

The eve of referendum promises that get broken the day after the vote are the best bit.

[VectraMan]

45% Brexiters to whine about having another referendum because the winning side lied, cheated and made false promises which they won't fulfil.

Have remain made any promises? I don't think they have. It's the other side promising tax cuts and NHS spending increases even though none of them have the power to deliver them even if they do win.

85% turnout. 60% Brexit.