I need 4 reasonably proportioned Benchees to vacate

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TestMangler replied

5 May 2016, 20:57
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Well I should be coming to a bench near you soon, but I cannot bring myself to throw myself on
My sword and go back to contracting.

First it's a pain looking for gigs, second I presently earn 3-4x what a contractor earns.

Maybe I should just retire.

So, you're on about a half mill a year at least then.

Or, just maybe, you're talking tulipe again.
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Old Greg replied

5 May 2016, 20:39
Originally posted by greenlake View Post

Nah, he's already left his mark there too....

Woman claims her KFC sandwiches were contaminated with semen | Daily Mail Online

I hate it when the staff spit in the food.
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greenlake replied

5 May 2016, 20:37
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Ah, KFC is ideal for him!

Nah, he's already left his mark there too....

Woman claims her KFC sandwiches were contaminated with semen | Daily Mail Online
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AtW replied

5 May 2016, 20:34
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

Have his breasts been growing again?

Ah, KFC is ideal for him!
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greenlake replied

5 May 2016, 20:23
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Back to Burger King then?

Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

All the profits got eaten last time he was there.

....and he was arrested....
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Old Greg replied

5 May 2016, 20:03
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Have his breasts been growing again?
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AtW replied

5 May 2016, 19:55
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

All the profits got eaten last time he was there.
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Old Greg replied

5 May 2016, 19:50
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Back to Burger King then?

All the profits got eaten last time he was there.
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AtW replied

5 May 2016, 19:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

First it's a pain looking for gigs, second I presently earn 3-4x what a contractor earns.

Back to Burger King then?
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Old Greg replied

5 May 2016, 19:17
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

When you say countless, you mean two don't you?

Suity can only count to one.
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MarillionFan replied

5 May 2016, 18:53
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Errrr, yes, why?

This is the first migration I've been on that has failed.
The data migration I delivered in Germany was ten times the size of this and went in first time, with 0 defects.

I've run countless migrations very successfully.

Do you have me confused with someone else?

When you say countless, you mean two don't you?
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suityou01 replied

5 May 2016, 18:16
Originally posted by Dactylion View Post

The fact that something you are running was a spectacular failure is no surprise to anyone.

What I always find amazing is your desire to constantly post telling us how tulipe you are.
Have you ever had anything you had any control over, however trivial, actually work?

Errrr, yes, why?

This is the first migration I've been on that has failed.
The data migration I delivered in Germany was ten times the size of this and went in first time, with 0 defects.

I've run countless migrations very successfully.

Do you have me confused with someone else?
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FatLazyContractor replied

5 May 2016, 16:00
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

First it's a pain looking for gigs, second I presently earn 3-4x what a contractor earns.

Maybe I should just retire.

How long?
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Old Greg replied

5 May 2016, 15:46
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Bench looms in 3 weeks. Go-Live today. Dress Rehearsal was a spectacular failure and I'm still ruining it. Although the lines between dress rehearsal and Go-Live are now pretty blurred.

Still the permies know best.

Budge up you lot, I'm looking forward to sipping a few Daiquiris with my fellow benchees.

FTFY
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Dactylion replied

5 May 2016, 15:37
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Bench looms in 3 weeks. Go-Live today. Dress Rehearsal was a spectacular failure and I'm still running it. Although the lines between dress rehearsal and Go-Live are now pretty blurred.

Still the permies know best.

Budge up you lot, I'm looking forward to sipping a few Daiquiris with my fellow benchees.

The fact that something you are running was a spectacular failure is no surprise to anyone.

What I always find amazing is your desire to constantly post telling us how tulipe you are.
Have you ever had anything you had any control over, however trivial, actually work?
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